short letters to people and groups and concepts and such
Dear weather:
Stop being gross. For my sake and for the baby cow's sake. Soon there will be more baby cows here, and none of them like rain.
- Me
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Dear family members in charge of figuring out if baby cows are boys or girls:
Tell me if that baby cow is a boy or a girl! Also how much it weighed if you checked; it looked pretty big yay!
- Me
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Dear People in Charge of These Things:
Why does it have to be hearts (which need real cookie cutters for consistency) and not circles that mean love? Circles would be so much easier, and not require a trip to the store for a cookie cutter.
- Me
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Dear Internet I Guess Or Maybe Just Society in General I'm Kinda Demanding:
Stop talkin' about human kissin' when the human I kiss lives too far away and has too much schoolwork and work-work for us to get together very often.
- Me, whiningly.
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Dear Birds:
Learn how to feed yourself it's yucky weather out there and I feel bad for not giving you sunflower seeds but I did not want to be outside today, you here?
- Me
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To Everyone Involved in the Making of the Classic Natalie Wood-Starring Version of Gypsy:
I am so sorry for drowsing off during parts of your film, but I was sleepy.
- Me
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Dear Me:
OMG that whole sauteing apple cubes in bacon fat and tossing them with diced extra sharp cheddar was brilliant. You can probably skip the pasta next time and it would be just fine.
- Me
PS: You need to buy smoked paprika, a heart shaped cookie cutter, and wasn't there something else? Oh, yes! Apples. More of those.
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Dear Star Trek:
Sulu should wear shiny gold sashes more often. "You are away from your post, Mister!" Oh, Uhura, you so awesome. Spock, what a handsome mustachio and goatee combination! Kirk, I like your arms, they look substantial- muscled without being freakishly over-defined. Chekov... well, you're looking cute as always. I'll like you better when you are a telepath and not so much a good person.
- Me
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Dear Me:
Did you just write a letter to Star Trek significantly longer than anything else you'd written in this entry?
- Me
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Dear Me:
Yes, yes I did.
Also, Chekov just got all cool and mutinous. You'd forgotten about that, I bet.
- Me
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Dear Me:
Well, yes.
- Me
Stop being gross. For my sake and for the baby cow's sake. Soon there will be more baby cows here, and none of them like rain.
- Me
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Dear family members in charge of figuring out if baby cows are boys or girls:
Tell me if that baby cow is a boy or a girl! Also how much it weighed if you checked; it looked pretty big yay!
- Me
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Dear People in Charge of These Things:
Why does it have to be hearts (which need real cookie cutters for consistency) and not circles that mean love? Circles would be so much easier, and not require a trip to the store for a cookie cutter.
- Me
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Dear Internet I Guess Or Maybe Just Society in General I'm Kinda Demanding:
Stop talkin' about human kissin' when the human I kiss lives too far away and has too much schoolwork and work-work for us to get together very often.
- Me, whiningly.
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Dear Birds:
Learn how to feed yourself it's yucky weather out there and I feel bad for not giving you sunflower seeds but I did not want to be outside today, you here?
- Me
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To Everyone Involved in the Making of the Classic Natalie Wood-Starring Version of Gypsy:
I am so sorry for drowsing off during parts of your film, but I was sleepy.
- Me
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Dear Me:
OMG that whole sauteing apple cubes in bacon fat and tossing them with diced extra sharp cheddar was brilliant. You can probably skip the pasta next time and it would be just fine.
- Me
PS: You need to buy smoked paprika, a heart shaped cookie cutter, and wasn't there something else? Oh, yes! Apples. More of those.
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Dear Star Trek:
Sulu should wear shiny gold sashes more often. "You are away from your post, Mister!" Oh, Uhura, you so awesome. Spock, what a handsome mustachio and goatee combination! Kirk, I like your arms, they look substantial- muscled without being freakishly over-defined. Chekov... well, you're looking cute as always. I'll like you better when you are a telepath and not so much a good person.
- Me
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Dear Me:
Did you just write a letter to Star Trek significantly longer than anything else you'd written in this entry?
- Me
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Dear Me:
Yes, yes I did.
Also, Chekov just got all cool and mutinous. You'd forgotten about that, I bet.
- Me
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Dear Me:
Well, yes.
- Me