bedtime story for ms. MEM
Once upon a time, in Cern, Switzerland, there lived a young, fair haired youth studying high energy particle physics. high energy particle physicists, as it turns out, love to frollic in the woods and play with hoolahoops and sticks and this particle youthful particle physicist was doing just that on a beautiful day in a beautiful country. Unbeknownst to this frollicing youth, the world's largest particle accelerator lay but mere yards away, and due to a series of seriously unfortunate coincidences, the contamination field at the spot neaest the youth, broke suddenly, releasing the nearly perfect vacuum kept within. The size of the hole in the contamination field was but the size of a quarter, yet it sucked the frollicing physicist through, like a straw....
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
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BASED ON A TRUE STORY
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