dun dun dun dun dun neo! dun dun dun dun SPOREN!

[weinersrfunny]

wooooooooow im so incredibly bored. i should clean my room or something but im not cuz thats the lamest thing in the world. hmm so whats been going on lately? EVERYONE SAYS I HAVE BIG FEET! ugh. its not my feet! its just that i have kinda long toes. thats all. aw it made me sad and i told them to shutup or id step on them. ahha so anyyyyyways. DAMN SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD IN MY HOUSE! its like a miracle. it usually smells like gas or something. and im not talkin bout the good smelling gas that u put in ur car. i like the smell of that gas. i dunno why. haha my grades are so not as bad as i thought they were gonna be! im so excited! i got an A in math! its like the first time ever that i got an A in math in high school! i should get money or cookies or something.well i have good news and badnews.
good news: i believe i have a job.
bad news: they havent gotten my background check back yet so im not workin yet.damn how long does it take! its not like im an illegal immigrant! come on...im fucking white! (tanning lotion burns ur legs by the way)
good news: i got a car!
bad news: i cant drive it.
good news:dinner smells good.
bad news: its not done yet.
ughhhh! nothing can ever just be good. its so stupid. im too impatient for this. ok imma go skip around my house and find something to do.