I have survived two weeks in this lovely, desolate place. There needs to be a plaque or medal awarded for this. I'll even take a simple "You're doing awesome!" on paper. With extra exclamation marks and happy faces preferably
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...[brb, laughing] Do you call him that to his face?
Pampered brat? Well, I can't exactly deny that for most of us, but I'm doing my best to work myself out of that label. See, I'm looking for a job even!
What? That he'd been kidnapped for the ∞th time and you have to fight your way through some set only to be told, "Sorry, your princess is in another castle" before waking up on a cold sweat?
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Pampered brat? Well, I can't exactly deny that for most of us, but I'm doing my best to work myself out of that label. See, I'm looking for a job even!
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Yet you seek praise for lasting here 14 days?
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...should I have waited 21 days?
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Try 365.25 and then you might get a reaction.
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Oh no, by then I'd expect a trophy. Or a statue!
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Hah! You humans are all the same. Want a pat on the back for just wasting oxygen.
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And you aren't human? Oh! Are you one of those alien monsters that everyone keeps telling me about yet I've never seen?
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Nope, I'm something >. If anything, I should deserve a medal for putting up with brainless binomials like you for so long.
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Like what? Would you like me to make you one? It would say, "Congratulations, Mr. > than aliens, for putting up with brainless binomials for awhile."
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I'm a god mathematician. No, not really.
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...was that a joke?
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