i admire golfers.. they say "balls, shaft, and head" without it meaning anything
well, i was gunna be goin 4 wheelin friday, but the other people who were goin had car troubles on the way there so we decided to bum it in the middle of a pasture. we started a bonfire in the woods n random people started showin up. i'll just fast forward through the story cuz it would have been filled with "well, i thought it was funny, guess ya had to be there".. there were two gay couples going at it near the fire, 2 guys n 2 girls. the two guys that were making out were obviously gay because one was "gothish", wearing about a pound of makeup, and the other was wearing a tarheels hat.. and normally i think that lesbians making out is kinda hott, but i cant even describe words to describe how big the two girls were.. but anyways, it got REALLY quiet for a few minutes and all you could hear was the fire blazing and this slurping sound until i went crazy and threw some fireworks into the fire to liven the place up (the gaymos didnt like that too much, but hoo cares).. then a cow pie caught on fire and there was an enormous cloud of..(use your imagination).. then talked to heather for a bit till she told me to go take a shower ("you smell like turd, i can smell you from here!!")
saturday.. there was a climbing comp at rockbound and i had to work from 8 to 1 something then i had to climb from 1 to 4.. i almost broke a few fingers, but i got FIRST PLACE!! (that really made my day).. then i went with gibby and jess to the driving range (since i dont play golf..?) where we aimed the balls at the guy who was in the cart on the grass (we hit em a few times lol), i told jess to hit the guy next to us with a ball, and the guy gives me a funny look.. i cheated with gibby's honda (it's pregnant now, sorry heather) cuz i'd always wondered where cars came from.
sunday sunday drivin the new hemi powered truck!! (random commercial).. worked from 1:30-7..lorri, jennifer grissom, and zion (the coolest baby ever) were there. lorri ordered pizza for us (she rocks out hardcore style), then gary (my sunday climbing partner) showed up. the boss left the regulator for the helium tanks, so we had a ball answering the phone with squeeky voices, and giving climbing instructions while sounding like alvin the chipmunk.. zion ran around hitting people with the red baloon that was tied to his pants (he kept letting the baloons go, n cried when they floated off)..
and now im watching james and the giant peach (im such a kid.. it's scary)
well, bye....