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[weiner_dog]

i am overwhelmed. A lot of people here walk so quickly and smoke their cigarettes so frantically and i just can't take it. i feel like a slug, pulling myself along, leaving a trail of mucus, my eyes wobbling around on their little stalks, amazed at the speed of everything. i mean good lord.
i guess i just need to follow dawn's example and create a special people club especially for slugs.