White people taste like mayonnaise
I had green macaroni and cheese today for lunch. It was pretty disturbing. It seemed like the taste was wrong, but it was probably just my mind messing with me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it gave me me daily allowance of vegetables because, as any nutritionist will tell you, being green means it's a vegetable.
The funniest commercial on TV right now has to be the Wendy's one with the Ranch Tooth. If you haven't seen it, prepare to die of laughter. I did. I am now a comedy zombie. I mean what's the DEAL with brains?!? They aren't BRAIN-ing anything! WHAT WERE they thinking? And why do black people's brains taste like chicken but not white people's? And it's not dark meat either! I don't get it!
but, seriously...
I'm inventing a syrup for potato pancakes called Aunt Jewmima's.
ARC has officially hit the big time. How can I tell? Because, according to my mom, the scene girl who read poetry at the open mic was bragging to her scene friends at Grovestock that she had heard us before and we were "totally awesome". That's right. We're so cool that cool people use us to make themselves seem cooler.
I really don't want to go back to school.
ugh.
The funniest commercial on TV right now has to be the Wendy's one with the Ranch Tooth. If you haven't seen it, prepare to die of laughter. I did. I am now a comedy zombie. I mean what's the DEAL with brains?!? They aren't BRAIN-ing anything! WHAT WERE they thinking? And why do black people's brains taste like chicken but not white people's? And it's not dark meat either! I don't get it!
but, seriously...
I'm inventing a syrup for potato pancakes called Aunt Jewmima's.
ARC has officially hit the big time. How can I tell? Because, according to my mom, the scene girl who read poetry at the open mic was bragging to her scene friends at Grovestock that she had heard us before and we were "totally awesome". That's right. We're so cool that cool people use us to make themselves seem cooler.
I really don't want to go back to school.
ugh.