Do you think I give a shit about fish?
Here's a brief recap of my day:
-Went to sleep at 5AM
-Woke up at 8:30AM and pushed Emma out of my bed/room.
-Went back to sleep until 12:30PM
-Took a shower.
-Went to cafeteria, exported sandwich.
-Ate said sandwich.
-Went to class and gave total BS powerpoint presentation with Emma as my partner about Middlesex, by Jeffrey Eugenides, which is about a hermaphrodite. The class is called "The Novel" and deals with the history of Western Literature, so I had to pull stuff out of my ass and pretend this book was important somehow in the grand scheme of things. It is not. The clip art on the powerpoint was hardcore awesome, though. Made in MS paint... a cloud blowing wind at a ship's sails, a martini glass with dice, a huge yellow sun with eyes and a big smile that says "BYE KIDS!" at the end. So professional! We should have worn business suits. This is definitely my favorite class to go to. Basically, all we ever did was discuss the books, and the teacher would basically consider anything we said to be a brilliant critique. We had an hour long conversation about Dracula being a "pillow-biter" (the teacher's exact words) one day.
-Went to Chem Lab, the laboratory was empty, so I took the important documents I needed and left. I could totally rob that place of all sorts of horrible chemicals without anyone noticing. They leave all the doors open and all the chemicals sitting out. Free shit.
-Went with Emma to her home North of the city. Harlem on the EL, for those familiar with the territory.
-Chatted with Grandma
-Visited her mom, who is ridiculous, and who forced me to take all of her candy in a plastic bag. It was like halloween. She also made me feed treats to the dogs and then she gave Emma a t-shirt with "I <3 Mom" printed on it, which I thought was hilarious.
-Visited her friend, Rick's house and his dog, which was an enormous German Shepherd, totally bit the shit out of my face. I was petting the thing and it just totally want for the face. It was entirely unpleasant, let me tell you. I was fine though, but still, not pleasant.
-Went to eat at a Cuban restaurant again. Damn, that's tasty food. Fun place.
-Learned that Emma has been playing ARC's CD for basically everyone she knows, and that some of them absolutely love us.
-Remembered how lucky I am to even know Emma. I'll never get tired of that girl.
Did I mention my face totally got wasted by a German Shepherd, though?
I still can't believe my face was totally inside a dog's mouth today.
I don't recommend it.
-Went to sleep at 5AM
-Woke up at 8:30AM and pushed Emma out of my bed/room.
-Went back to sleep until 12:30PM
-Took a shower.
-Went to cafeteria, exported sandwich.
-Ate said sandwich.
-Went to class and gave total BS powerpoint presentation with Emma as my partner about Middlesex, by Jeffrey Eugenides, which is about a hermaphrodite. The class is called "The Novel" and deals with the history of Western Literature, so I had to pull stuff out of my ass and pretend this book was important somehow in the grand scheme of things. It is not. The clip art on the powerpoint was hardcore awesome, though. Made in MS paint... a cloud blowing wind at a ship's sails, a martini glass with dice, a huge yellow sun with eyes and a big smile that says "BYE KIDS!" at the end. So professional! We should have worn business suits. This is definitely my favorite class to go to. Basically, all we ever did was discuss the books, and the teacher would basically consider anything we said to be a brilliant critique. We had an hour long conversation about Dracula being a "pillow-biter" (the teacher's exact words) one day.
-Went to Chem Lab, the laboratory was empty, so I took the important documents I needed and left. I could totally rob that place of all sorts of horrible chemicals without anyone noticing. They leave all the doors open and all the chemicals sitting out. Free shit.
-Went with Emma to her home North of the city. Harlem on the EL, for those familiar with the territory.
-Chatted with Grandma
-Visited her mom, who is ridiculous, and who forced me to take all of her candy in a plastic bag. It was like halloween. She also made me feed treats to the dogs and then she gave Emma a t-shirt with "I <3 Mom" printed on it, which I thought was hilarious.
-Visited her friend, Rick's house and his dog, which was an enormous German Shepherd, totally bit the shit out of my face. I was petting the thing and it just totally want for the face. It was entirely unpleasant, let me tell you. I was fine though, but still, not pleasant.
-Went to eat at a Cuban restaurant again. Damn, that's tasty food. Fun place.
-Learned that Emma has been playing ARC's CD for basically everyone she knows, and that some of them absolutely love us.
-Remembered how lucky I am to even know Emma. I'll never get tired of that girl.
Did I mention my face totally got wasted by a German Shepherd, though?
I still can't believe my face was totally inside a dog's mouth today.
I don't recommend it.