LOL Did it 3x just to see

Dec 05, 2005 20:16

Hit the enter button 3 x's just to see if it would make a difference in the responses. Apparantly I'm a somewhat nice person cuz these all came up. I think I'll take the bike, ponies are too high maintainence.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I pulled amaberis_semper's hair (-5 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (641 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
wehs4xx


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I turned pamagain in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In November on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In April I pulled icons_4_him's hair (-5 points). In September I pushed floopyboo in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to iwerewolf in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (241 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
wehs4xx


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I pushed floopyboo in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I put money in dazzling_place's expired parking meter (14 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I helped missvyxen see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (330 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
wehs4xx

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