Holy shit I almost forgot my password! Good thing I have every password I've ever used, along with everyone else's written down. Why are people so obvious? Of course I can figure out your password. DUH. I wasn't even locked out after my last few tries...If anyone knows ME at all, they could figure out my password in about five minutes.
And I have a hell of a lot more time on my hands than that.
BTW, I know who's reading this. I CAN SEE YOU. (again, DUH)