Texas Chupacabra mystery solved!
Click to viewDude. I know EXACTLY what this creature is. Click here only if you are not faint of heart.
Srsly though, that is one fugly-ass, mutant, hills-have-eyes dog. Yes, DOG. Look at its butt. It has a pit bull butt. And hairless? I can SEE fur on the damn thing. Okay, so it's got a freakishly long snout. So the local dogs and coyotes have been getting it on with escaped hyenas. Or kangaroos. Or tejons.
However skeptical I may be, though, I LOOOOVE the idea of a colony of these weird mofos living somewhere in the Texas desert. I WANT ONE!
Look out! Baby chupacabra! RUUUUUN!
