Sheep-Skin Condoms and Midget Prostitutes
So much has gone on in the past three days. So much I don't think I'll remember it all. To start! Thursday. My Birthday (and Bruce Springsteen). My mom graciously decided that I didn't have to go to school that day. Instead, I took my driver's test and passed missing only 5. After that and some lunch was a trip to Disneyland with my mom and bro. That actually turned out to be pretty fun, and I was beat after that day. Friday. More school to attend. Catching up in classes wasn't too bad and after that I had work wich I understandably skipped on my birthday. Well it kinda sucked in that work way, but not too bad. After that I had a date with broom ball with my church. The great part was I got to drive and stop over at Adam's to chill with Jason and the boys for a while and have a smoke. Great imagery I know, a smoke before church. Well, I got there feeling pretty good and was Mr. Social which was agood base for the rest of the night. But after a half hour of playing with screaming junior highers and utter chaos, I decided to just chill till it was time to go home. I mean, they had Galaga! One of the greatest arcade games ever. The trip to and for was pretty cool though because I sat shot gun in Dave's van, like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride only more life threatening, also with phylosophical/theological/political discussion. Awesomeness. Well after that day I was even more beat. Saturday (today). I went to the mall with my granma like we do on my birthday; she does it with all of us grandkids. It's pretty cool because she totally spoils us. I got 3 new posters and the Christopher Walken SNL dvd. Then California Pizza Kitchen, then home, then work again. Well I gotta tell ya. Work today sucked...major...ass. First, it was slow, and that made the time drag like no other. So by the time closing time comes around, I want to get home in the worst way. But no. The manager and the owner have to be dumb asses and go on a cleaning spree. Goddamnit! "I'm makin' this bitch rich." so by the time I can clock out it's an hour and a half past closign time, an hour more than I was expecting. Holy Crap I was pissed/anxious to get home. When I managed to do that, I called Jason to see what was up. He called earlier saying they were gonna watch the whole Star Wars trilogy on DVD including the special features disc. By the time I get there they were already pretty much done wich is bull shit. I shoulda been there an hour before. I also drove the datsun. Man what a death trap. My sister has thourougly fucked that truck up. Well, I got to watch the thing about the light saber, and then we went outside and smoked and talked for about an hour. Jason had to go at 11 and I stayed for about another half hour and watched some of National Lampoons Lost Reality. That had some pretty funny stuff, but I had to get home to write in this and go to bed for church tomorrow because I work once again, closing once again. Man this shit sucks, but at least it won't seem so bad compared to today.