This is what we got so far
1. "Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't.
Royal Tenenbaums
Dictums
2. "Okay. But dogs CAN look up!"
3. "I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away!"
Midnight Cowboy- Patient*Grasshopper
4. "So who's stoppin' ya?... Pack yer bags; I'll take you to Monterey... I don't give a damn about that ranch."
5. "If you're not against me, don't cross this line! If yes, do."
Life Aquatic
Dictums
6. "All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."
7. "Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."
Fried Green Tomatoes-
appleofmyelbow
8. "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
9. "No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels."
10. "I loooove pickles!"
11. "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-
appleofmyelbow
12. "I invited you into my home and you EXPOSED my daughter to your sickness! Did you ever think about Lana in all this?"
13. "You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it will never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying to the moment we leave dying, it will cover just your head as you wail and cry and scream!"
14. "Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!"
15. "Joe, is it O.K. if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving"
16. "Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're not too big? Maybe this place is just too small?"
Big Fish
mql
17. "There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party"
Swingers-
appleofmyelbow
18. "Nigga, what you mean you ain't skinny. Motherfucker so skinny he can hula hoop through a Cheerio. Nigga, you ain't got to be skinny. You can die from that shit years from now."
19. "You just got knocked the FUCK out!"
Friday
mql
20. "Last night, man, I was so drunk, I was calling Morocco, man. Trying to get to the Hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man. That's pathetic, man. Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2:00 in the morning? That's senseless. But that's what happens, man."