Voicemail

[weetuskenraider]

"Tahiri here. I'm a little bit busy right now so tell me what you need and I'll get back to you. Sorry about the delay. Stupid Jawa-forsaken primitive piece of tech . . ."

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[stupid_toasters]

[From here!]

"I actually think you are mental if you're calling my voicemail to tell me how hot you are. I'm sure you're fine but really, no need to go around randomly calling people. That's not confidence, that's ego and you're ego is suffocating me. Maybe buy some modesty."

[weetuskenraider]

[ Here!]

Crazy Phone Day

[clevermsbennet]

(From here!)

"I do apologize, but to-day is not my birthday. I thank you kindly for the offer, but I shan't be needing a dance, particularly not one that involves anyone's ... lap."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[weetuskenraider]

[ Here!]

[sith_happened]

from here

"Damn right we're not having a sex talk. BECAUSE YOU BETTER NOT BE HAVING SEX."

[weetuskenraider]

[*dead* Angel got this one!]

[momslilassassin]

"Hey, it's me." Ben's voice sounded flat and businesslike, the sound of someone who had consciously shut down his emotions. "Turns out Jacen's found our location, so we're going to try to take him out. Well, Jaina is."

Cheerful news, that.

"I just wanted you to know that I was thinking about you, you know, in case."

And with that, he hung up.

[momslilassassin]

"Hey, I know I just left, but there is something seriously hysterical that you need to see down in the common room."