I Have Escaped
Fiends!!!!!!!! ... Have you fiendly fiends missed me? ... I have missed the world the sky the sun the trees the breasts the beasts all that which is under the clouds the stars the cesspools ... I have been entrapped enraged engaged in dastardly wickendness the likes of all have nevre been seen by the naked eye or eyes if you are a monster ... The evil malignent malicious malanthropic GREGOTH kidnapped me ... Yes he took me away and tryed to kill me ... I have informed the proper authorities and they are looking into it fiends ... He is EVIL and SICK ... He called me on April 4 at 9:05 pm and said he was in my city to find me and finally be together or to beat me up ... He was not so sure yet fiends ... I met him at STARBUCKS and he drugged my super hot mocha latte with a swirl of caramel ... It was coffee and it was bitter so I did NOT notice ... I awokened in a cellar ... It was dark cold dark cold dark cold and on a tape GREGOTH left a message and said I would NO longer corrupt his wholesome seduing of young boys ... He left me a box of peanut brittle and a jug of whiskey ... For days I cried and almost deathed ... Almost but not quite ... I dug my way out with shards of glass and hardened peantu brittle ... FIENDS I was frightened ... I was in CANADA and in a foreign land ... I thumbed my way back to Athens and had many terrific adventures with lusty female truck drivers and errant poets who needed a muse ... I am a MUSE I am I AM and you are not you sick and twisted fiend GREGOTH ... I will seek my revenge and you shal lfeel it ... YOU STOLE MY GAME and you will PAY GREGOTH GORNSIR ... I will see to it and my uncle FRED will fuck you up for what you done to his favorite sex toy nephew ... HE is my new boyfreind you fFIENDLY FIEND ...