Meme
VisualDNA Love Meme
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1. Who eats more?
Myself. There's a reason Villiers is scrawny.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
Not me. Definitely.
3. How long have you been together?
When does it even count from? First meeting was 19th December, if that's anything to go by. I've been counting the days, they've been that torturous.
4. Who sings better?
Seeing as I can't sing, I'm going to guess that Villiers is better by default.
5. Who's older?
Myself. But when has age mattered?
6. Who's smarter?
Me, obviously.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Villiers, of course. You just can't control him sometimes.
8. Who does the laundry?
He does.
9. Who does the dishes?
He does.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Well, I wouldn't sleep on the wrong side.
11. Who snores?
Neither, as far as I'm aware.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Probably mine, but not by such a noticeable amount.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Never thought to find out.
14. Do you have pets?
Two. Friedrich, our great dane, and Villiers.
15. Who pays the bills?
I pay for everything.
16. Who cooks dinner?
The Bar. And Villiers. Though I can cook.
17. Who drives when you are together?
If we ever get near any car, it'll be me. I've been away from cars far too long to let him drive. If the novelty started to wear off, though, he can drive me around as much as he wants.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Myself, surprise surprise.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
Villiers, obviously. I'm never stubborn.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
I'm always right, so he'll just have to admit defeat.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Definitely not mine, that's for sure.
22. Who named your kids?
We have kids?
23. Who kissed who first?
Not sure. It's all a little hazy.
24. Who asked who out?
Who needs courting when you can get straight down to the good stuff?
25. Who dusts the house?
My housemaid, Villiers.
26. Who's more sensitive?
He is.
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
I think we've established who does the housework.
28. Who has more friends?
Considering he's happy to establish himself with the public, it'll soon be him if it's not already.
29. Who has more siblings?
None on my side.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
As a rule, I'd hope we both wear pants. Otherwise that's quite a lot on show every time we go out in public.. but.. metaphorically speaking, I do.
31. Who's more sexy?
Impossible to decide over narcissism and partners, really.
32. Who sleeps naked?
It changes nightly.
33. Who has the craziest ex?
I'm not sure what his exes are like, but judging by the mental state of many of mine, I'd think I have.
34. Who has more money?
Myself.
35. Who has more tattoos?
I almost had several, but I thankfully don't. So neither.
36. Who eats more sweets?
While I do have a sweet tooth, I'd assume it's Villiers.
37. Who is closer to their family?
Most likely he is, considering I lack any.
38. Who has the older car?
I did own a 1941 Cadillac Series 63, a 1930 Bentley Gurney Nutting Saloon and a 1925 Bugatti Type 35, but as I never actually drove any of those, I don't know if they count. And if they don't, then he probably did. Especially considering I don't own one now.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
Had or has? I'm a little too old and dead to still be reaching for the stars.
40. Who cries more?
Men don't cry.
aaaaand
1. Who eats more?
Myself. There's a reason Villiers is scrawny.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
Not me. Definitely.
3. How long have you been together?
When does it even count from? First meeting was 19th December, if that's anything to go by. I've been counting the days, they've been that torturous.
4. Who sings better?
Seeing as I can't sing, I'm going to guess that Villiers is better by default.
5. Who's older?
Myself. But when has age mattered?
6. Who's smarter?
Me, obviously.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Villiers, of course. You just can't control him sometimes.
8. Who does the laundry?
He does.
9. Who does the dishes?
He does.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Well, I wouldn't sleep on the wrong side.
11. Who snores?
Neither, as far as I'm aware.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Probably mine, but not by such a noticeable amount.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Never thought to find out.
14. Do you have pets?
Two. Friedrich, our great dane, and Villiers.
15. Who pays the bills?
I pay for everything.
16. Who cooks dinner?
The Bar. And Villiers. Though I can cook.
17. Who drives when you are together?
If we ever get near any car, it'll be me. I've been away from cars far too long to let him drive. If the novelty started to wear off, though, he can drive me around as much as he wants.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Myself, surprise surprise.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
Villiers, obviously. I'm never stubborn.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
I'm always right, so he'll just have to admit defeat.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Definitely not mine, that's for sure.
22. Who named your kids?
We have kids?
23. Who kissed who first?
Not sure. It's all a little hazy.
24. Who asked who out?
Who needs courting when you can get straight down to the good stuff?
25. Who dusts the house?
My housemaid, Villiers.
26. Who's more sensitive?
He is.
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
I think we've established who does the housework.
28. Who has more friends?
Considering he's happy to establish himself with the public, it'll soon be him if it's not already.
29. Who has more siblings?
None on my side.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
As a rule, I'd hope we both wear pants. Otherwise that's quite a lot on show every time we go out in public.. but.. metaphorically speaking, I do.
31. Who's more sexy?
Impossible to decide over narcissism and partners, really.
32. Who sleeps naked?
It changes nightly.
33. Who has the craziest ex?
I'm not sure what his exes are like, but judging by the mental state of many of mine, I'd think I have.
34. Who has more money?
Myself.
35. Who has more tattoos?
I almost had several, but I thankfully don't. So neither.
36. Who eats more sweets?
While I do have a sweet tooth, I'd assume it's Villiers.
37. Who is closer to their family?
Most likely he is, considering I lack any.
38. Who has the older car?
I did own a 1941 Cadillac Series 63, a 1930 Bentley Gurney Nutting Saloon and a 1925 Bugatti Type 35, but as I never actually drove any of those, I don't know if they count. And if they don't, then he probably did. Especially considering I don't own one now.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
Had or has? I'm a little too old and dead to still be reaching for the stars.
40. Who cries more?
Men don't cry.