"Oh my God, it's a talking penis!"
Tania: "Maybe you have a hernia. What's a hernia anyway? Look it up on Google Images."
Tania and I look and burst out laughing.
JT: (on the phone) "What are you guys laughing at?"
Me: "There are penises on my computer!"
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Tania: "I wasn't sure whether that was my phone vibrating or if my butt was just twitching."
Me: "Wouldn't you notice if your butt was twitching?"
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Yeah, I've been doing these a lot lately. But it's all I seem to have time for. There was something I wanted to talk about with work... should I do it now? No... I'll do it later.
Tania and I look and burst out laughing.
JT: (on the phone) "What are you guys laughing at?"
Me: "There are penises on my computer!"
***
Tania: "I wasn't sure whether that was my phone vibrating or if my butt was just twitching."
Me: "Wouldn't you notice if your butt was twitching?"
***
Yeah, I've been doing these a lot lately. But it's all I seem to have time for. There was something I wanted to talk about with work... should I do it now? No... I'll do it later.