Hahahaha
Ok, it's bad how funny I'm finding these. Oh man, it's this site and these are supposedly the "worst analogies ever written in a high school essay". So of course I have to share some. hehe. Cause I'm dying laughing right now.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Russell Beland, Springfield
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Russell Beland, Springfield
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Jack Bross, Chevy Chase
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Russell Beland, Springfield
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, Springfield
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of
metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
Unknown
Hahahaha, oh well, at least I know Jessie will appreciate them. :) I think the hummingbirds one is my favorite.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Russell Beland, Springfield
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Russell Beland, Springfield
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Jack Bross, Chevy Chase
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Russell Beland, Springfield
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, Springfield
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of
metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
Unknown
Hahahaha, oh well, at least I know Jessie will appreciate them. :) I think the hummingbirds one is my favorite.