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Dec 01, 2003 20:56

If I hear one more person crying about Nathaniel Jones and how he was wronged, I'm gonna scream ( Read more... )

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alzyia December 1 2003, 18:13:17 UTC
This is an exact transcript of a news release sent by Hamilton County Coroner Carl Parrott's office:
(Cincinnati, OH, December 1, 2003) An autopsy was performed upon the body of Nathaniel Jones, on Sunday, November 30, 2003 at the Hamilton County Coroner's Office.

Mr. Jones, who was 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighed nearly 350 pounds, had a markedly enlarged heart, consistent with hypertensive heart disease. He had linear bruises on his right calf, right thigh, right buttock and right flank, but there was no evidence of transmission of force to internal organs.

Drug and other laboratory testing is in progress.

An opinion as to cause of death will be forthcoming when toxicology results and other investigative material, including reports of medical responders and the videotape of the arrest, have been reviewed.

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weel December 1 2003, 18:14:56 UTC
fox news just said angel dust and cocaine. the bruises are concurrent w/ police procedures. "calf, thigh, buttock, flank"

all places you'd strike to bring a man to the ground.

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alzyia December 1 2003, 18:17:48 UTC
i wonder how many white castles dude ate? it's like um, hello?? 350 pound druggie at white castles with the munchies!!! don't get much scarier than that!!!!

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weel December 1 2003, 18:19:44 UTC
dude. he was PASSED OUT in the bushes outside white castle. he wakes up, starts causin a ruckus, they call the cops, then this....jeebus h. christ. if the man PASSES OUT in a public place, you know he's not exactly in his right mind. people are actin like he was readin the bible on a park bench and just started gettin wacked by sticks.

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alzyia December 1 2003, 18:22:16 UTC
i know.... but it would be funny if they found like 100 little white castles in his belly. it would've been even funnier if they found him yelling at the little burgers saying 'get in my belly!!!'

i'm so wrong.

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weel December 1 2003, 18:24:57 UTC
lmfao. at that white castle, right at the corner as you're pullin out...where you can measure the distance in time as like...ten seconds (time enough to eat one slider) there's a mound of white castle boxes that gets inSANEly stacked after the weekends. shit's hilarious.

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alzyia December 1 2003, 18:26:34 UTC
let's just be glad they didn't shoot him.... that would've been way messy... blood and onions everywhere!

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weel December 1 2003, 18:29:59 UTC
now THAT is wrong. omg...

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