Happy Thanksgiving
Hey guys. It's the fatass holiday, and I'm head of the parade. I just ate so much that I feel like I could vomit. And that's before the chocolate pie and homemade fudge. HE HE I'm gonna hurl on my sister. That would be funny. Wow, I just realized how far into the sticks we really are. We're on the Ohio state line I am informed. Damn. Well anyways, Francesca have fun at the Whitehill's wink wink. Noah, Jon, Zach, eat your families out of house and home. C'mon that's what teenage boys like us are supposed to do. I don't want to be the only one, not that I'm worried or anything you fatasses. Gibbsonia, eat everything that's within twenty feet of you, edible or not. Ian, spawn me some awesome food from a parallel universe, and bring it to CAPA on tuesday. If you don't, the consequences will be dire. Steve, you are the man! Nice goin' on the test. What car did you take it in? I'm comin' over to prepare for mine just to let you know, and no I won't knock your mirror off or anything like that. Amy, if your reading this, actually, like ya know, in real life, eat like a fatty girl instead of just playing the personality trait. As for me, well, not even I know yet, but we'll see. I'm gonna go have a smoke and then eat some dessert(like I need to be any fatter)Peace out homies. Happy Thanksgiving