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People are strange and will think things like this. It is mainly to raise their own invisible stature, but Jimmy, no matter how his mind shouted at him, always seemed to be level with everybody. And sometimes this bothered him. He would have liked to say at some point ‘That’s what they pay the janitor for’ or ‘This isn’t what I ordered’ or ‘C’est la faute du fédéral’.
I've come to a conclusion. If you read the last entry you know about the thing I either forgot or didn't want to tell you about. My conclusion is one of two things. One. I go off tomorrow and seriously seriously conclude it and either get wrenched out of the sky or have something idyllic and good happen. Two. I keep thinking about it for a very long time, possibly until it's too late and it ends up like that one part in American Pie (the song) with the jester at the football game. I'll toss. Heads is One, tails is quite naturally Two. I got heads. Here are some Orange Unit lyrics by the way. They're newish. I think it was Himan who decided to put the Snoop Dogg essence in it.
Paul McCartney -- Orange Unit
Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
The love all over is ridiculizzle
Martini with an olivizzle
Shizzle wizzle nizzle bizzle
Scotch on the rocks
Don’t know how to beatbox
But I’ll rap cuz I love you
From my hat to my socks
Dessert with a cherry
I’m aware I can be scary
All this love is to you
Like Sylvester is to the canary
It’s amazing
All the happy circulating
We be raisins
Been out in the sun no time for hating
When I’m an old man
Driving round in my Volvo
I’ll be so good to you
Like a trumpet is to Satchmo
You’ll see
It’ll be like When I’m Sixty-Four
I’ll be
Your Paul McCartney only more
But for now I’ll say
From today til whenever
You’ll be happy as a clam
Like Napoleon and a tether
For me
It’s like holy crap a love song
I be
Proclaiming my love for too long
It’s amazing
All the happy circulating
We be raisins
Been out in the sun no time for hating
Shaken not stirred
Don’t know what you heard
People who say I’m uncaring
Christ on a bike it’s absurd
I’ll have a margarita
From French bread to pitas
I’m going around the world
With incredible speeda
Shaved my Rasputin beard
But you still intoxicate me
From Mars to the Canadian Shield
It’s true you miscalculate me
Hanging out with Ravi Shankar
Money power votes and fast cars
Party all night long man
Back by four o’clock man
Humungoid giant star phase
Psychedelic universe craze
Would you still love me?
Crazy freaky and weird
But you still intoxicate me
Across The River I go
Sledgehammer San Jacinto
High pitched vocals
Eight inch splashes
Wicked concerts
Hotel trashes
If I could see the city lights
With the wind blowing, time standing still
Would you still love me?
Shake the tree and then shake me
My ducky be with me all eight days a week
Back in the day we all said Pah
I don’t like metal but I quite like ska
Stop running away, yes that would be sweet
But I don’t mean to be selfish just run with the beat
You can hardly tell I’m being influenced by the CD I had on
Oh well
Scotch on the rocks
Don’t know how to beatbox
I won’t try cuz I love you
From my hat to my socks
And I wouldn’t want to embarrass anybody if I tried
We’re celebrities
Shizzle wizzle nizzle bizzle