LASTNIGHT!
OKAY...... YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. LASTNIGHT I WAS WORKING AND MY BOSS TOLD ME THERE WAS A COUPLE OF FAMOUS DJS AND SUMBODY FROM CHANNEL 4'S THE SALON COMING IN FOR A MEAL. LATER ON WHEN THEY ARRIVED, I LOOKED OUT AND THERE STANDING IN THE RESTAURANT WAS NONE OTHER THAN PAUL FROM THE SALON. AFTER THEY ATE THEIR MEAL, WE ALL CAME OUT AND SEAN INTRODUCED US TO THEM, THEY ASKED DID WE WANNA GO UP 2DORMANS WITH THEM AND WE COULD GET IN FREE. SO OFCOURSE WE DECIDED TO GO ON UP.
I WENT HOME AND GOT READY, THE DRINK WAS FLOWING! I SPILT A BOTTLE OF BLUE WKD ALL OVER MY FONE...ITS NOW BROKE AND IM BACK TO USING MY 3310. SO I WAS IN THE MENS LOOS TALKING TO MY MATEYS WHEN PAUL THE DUDE (SO SEEEEEEEEXXXXYYYYY) CAME IN. I ASKED HIM IN MY SOBER STATE DID HE WANT ME TO HOLD HIS PENIS WHILE HE DID PEE PEE. HE SAID YEH, AND POINTED TO ME TO GO ON INTO THE CUBICLE, I WENT IN AND HE FOLLOWED. HE STARTED TO OPEN HIS JEANS AND SAID "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANA DO THIS?" AND I WAS JUST LIKE OH MY GOD....I HADA GET OUT. MY LEGS AND NIPPLES WERE SHAKING! I COULDNT DO ANYTHING! :(
ALL IN ALL HADA COOL NIGHT! COOL? WAS LETHAL, AND THEN END OF THE NITE WAS THE BEST. OH BY THE WAY IM IN THE PAPER WITH MR PAUL!!!!!!!!!!
I WENT HOME AND GOT READY, THE DRINK WAS FLOWING! I SPILT A BOTTLE OF BLUE WKD ALL OVER MY FONE...ITS NOW BROKE AND IM BACK TO USING MY 3310. SO I WAS IN THE MENS LOOS TALKING TO MY MATEYS WHEN PAUL THE DUDE (SO SEEEEEEEEXXXXYYYYY) CAME IN. I ASKED HIM IN MY SOBER STATE DID HE WANT ME TO HOLD HIS PENIS WHILE HE DID PEE PEE. HE SAID YEH, AND POINTED TO ME TO GO ON INTO THE CUBICLE, I WENT IN AND HE FOLLOWED. HE STARTED TO OPEN HIS JEANS AND SAID "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANA DO THIS?" AND I WAS JUST LIKE OH MY GOD....I HADA GET OUT. MY LEGS AND NIPPLES WERE SHAKING! I COULDNT DO ANYTHING! :(
ALL IN ALL HADA COOL NIGHT! COOL? WAS LETHAL, AND THEN END OF THE NITE WAS THE BEST. OH BY THE WAY IM IN THE PAPER WITH MR PAUL!!!!!!!!!!