ThE DoCtOr SeEn My BuTt!!!!!
This is the day I had the ultimate shame! Everything started off okay, got up went to work, seen *****'s waxed chest.....was sooooooooo funny! Was getting prepared for work tonight and went up to the top of the stairs to get condensed milk to make banoffies and came down the stairs again (7fucking hard tiled stairs). Only i didnt walk down the stairs when I was coming down, I slid onto my arse at the top and bounced the whole way down on my butt! One word.... COMPLETE FUCKING AGONY!!!!! It was sore, it was the first time in a long time that I felt like crying in pain. I was soooo soooo hurt and nobody even knew. I tried waling up and down but the pain was unbearable so I went and rang my Mammy and told her. She told me I should go and get it seen to and said she was coming to pick me up from work. So I had to go and explain to Geoffry that I had to go. He burst out laughing and told everyone I had fell. They were all laughing and all and had no sympathy for me!!! :( But I know that if had happened to anyone else I woulda been laughing my tits off. So I went to casualty and sat for 3fucking hours waiting to be seen, I couldnt even sit actually, I had to slump sideways to the left cause it was so sore. They gave me 3 really strong pain killers and told me to take my trousers off :O( so, Mr. Doctor came in and poked me from the middle of my back right down to my ass asking if it was sore. Then poked my bum cheeks and my legs asking where it hurt. Then as if it wasnt bad enough... he made me stand up and bend over frontwards, backwards and sidewards. I was mortified then I had to go and get 3 exrays! Thank god nothing was broke. He said it was very very bad bruising and I had to rest up and take painkillers. All in all I spent 4 and a 1/2 hours in the bloody hospital and I was so embarassed! So i hadda go back and get my stuff from work and my mammy told ciaran that the doctor was poking my bum and sniffing his finger and kissing my bum and all, she embarassed me even more! I was afronted! This will be a day I will NEVER EVER forget. It has to one of the most embarassing times in my life!