ThE iNvItAtiOnS
Ok dokey mokey, so 2day at lunchtime me, wee eileen and Louise went down to the Oak (poke me in the bum) centre till i looked for some funky spunky invitations to ask some of my specially chosen chums to the small get together and have fun night at the Kremlin on my beloved 18th birthday! (I wish, its my wrinkly bum 20th) SO we ventured into NPO to take a peek and there were these wee small cute ones about the size of a stamp with a wee duck on them. I was about to pick them up when I seen the nice price tag on the side! 3.99, I didnt want to buy the fucking invitation factory! So i walked on into Gucci (Poundstretchers...cheap skit) and bought some funky wee disney ones and some wee candy watches to put in the envelopes so they people wont lose track of the time! I felt like a right sad turdlette but its me, isnt it and if people dont like it then they can suck my left ass cheek with blueberry jam on it!
MENTAL NOTE - SITTING AT SUSIES HOUSE, SHE INVITED ME ROUND FOR TEA AND A small BAILEYS TONIGHT. AT THE MINUTE SHES HELPING KIRSTY WITH HER HOMEWORK, NO EXAGGERATION ITS LIKE WW3!!!!! THEY'RE BITCHING AWAY, KIRST CANT DIVIDE, SUSIE IS LECTURING HER BUT I THINK ITS CAUSE SHE CANT DIVIDE EITHER, HEHE! HONESTLY ME HEAD WAS SORE AND MY EYE WAS TWITCHING BEFORE I CAME ROUND HERE! :)
Oh, on the way home 2day on the bus i was such a bitch to weelamb, when he got up 2walk off the bus i roared in a big deep voice STOP THE BUS PLEASE and the bus driver looked at him in the mirror so i shouted again PLEASE PLEASE STOP THE BUS! i laughed my tits off, it was so funny. Im not evil!
So i got all the addresses to send the peoply moos their invitations for the night out and they'll b sent sometime during this week! I got in trouble by geoff the chef and Ciaran the wee turd who likes to pretend he is a chef cause i spent all night on my mobile between textin and talkin I dont think i got any work done, although i did nearly burn my crumble, hardy har har.
So, this will b known as the invitation day. Oh and the day me. eillen and louise had a picnic outside texaco petrol station in dungannon and i got ripped off on a bottle of 7up by 20p!!!! :(
MENTAL NOTE - SITTING AT SUSIES HOUSE, SHE INVITED ME ROUND FOR TEA AND A small BAILEYS TONIGHT. AT THE MINUTE SHES HELPING KIRSTY WITH HER HOMEWORK, NO EXAGGERATION ITS LIKE WW3!!!!! THEY'RE BITCHING AWAY, KIRST CANT DIVIDE, SUSIE IS LECTURING HER BUT I THINK ITS CAUSE SHE CANT DIVIDE EITHER, HEHE! HONESTLY ME HEAD WAS SORE AND MY EYE WAS TWITCHING BEFORE I CAME ROUND HERE! :)
Oh, on the way home 2day on the bus i was such a bitch to weelamb, when he got up 2walk off the bus i roared in a big deep voice STOP THE BUS PLEASE and the bus driver looked at him in the mirror so i shouted again PLEASE PLEASE STOP THE BUS! i laughed my tits off, it was so funny. Im not evil!
So i got all the addresses to send the peoply moos their invitations for the night out and they'll b sent sometime during this week! I got in trouble by geoff the chef and Ciaran the wee turd who likes to pretend he is a chef cause i spent all night on my mobile between textin and talkin I dont think i got any work done, although i did nearly burn my crumble, hardy har har.
So, this will b known as the invitation day. Oh and the day me. eillen and louise had a picnic outside texaco petrol station in dungannon and i got ripped off on a bottle of 7up by 20p!!!! :(