An Itunes Meme For Your Viewing Pleasure
What does next year have in store for me? - "In the Morning of the Magicians" by The Flaming Lips
...well, we're actually starting out sort of relevant. Huh. I guess he's gonna be hanging out with the magicians, eh? And the mornings will belong to them.
What's my love life like? - "It's Coming Down" by CAKE
This just sounds freaky.
What do I say when life gets hard? - "One Last Hope" from Hercules
"You're my one last hope so you'll have to do." Oh man, that sounds like a mean thing he'd say to Jemaine after going on a bunch of bad dates. But he wouldn't realize it was mean because it was more of a joke but, come on. Jemaine's totally in love with him. What a sad idea.
What do I think of upon waking up? - "She's So Hot (Boom)" by Flight of the Conchords
Well, of course you do, Bret. It's your song. Of course, this also implies that he's waking up from a very special sort of dream.
What song will I dance to at my wedding? - "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra
I love this song and I think it'd actually make a pretty happy and bouncy song to dance to. Not a typical first dance song but I can't imagine Bret having a typical wedding no matter who he'd end up marrying. And I think it's actually a pretty accurate descriptor of how happy he'd be at finally settling the whole romance thing. It's not his forte.
What do I want as a career? - "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Nancy Sinatra
I don't even...he wants to be an assassin? Or a cowboy? He doesn't even own a cowboy hat.
My favorite saying? - "You Go To My Head" performed by Linda Ronstadt
Bret doesn't need to drink. Being in love does it better for him. ...I really like this one. <3
Favorite place? - "The Worst Pies in London" from Sweeney Todd
Hopefully not in Mrs. Lovett's shop. Hopefully very far away from that shop.
What do I think of my parents? - "Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson
Bret's parents are comforting. And possibly taste delicious. Apparently Bret spent too much time in London
What’s my porn star name? - "Letterbox" by They Might Be Giants
...I wonder if that makes Jemaine the Postman. *is terrible*
Where would I go on a first date? - "I'll Cover You" from Rent
Wherever his date wants to go, apparently.
Drug of choice? - "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen
Legend says if you play this backwards, you hear the words "I like to smoke marijuana." This is all kinds of appropriate. Except for the part where Bret's too scared to take drugs again after his last time.
Describe myself. - "The Unthinking Majority" by Serj Tankian
Oh...poor Bret. Though I suppose this fits his tendency to just go with the flow.
What is the thing I like doing most? - "Pretty Women" from Sweeney Todd
...ffffffffffff bhwhahahahahahaha! XD
What is my state of mind like at the moment? - "Meet James Ensor" by They Might Giants
"He lost all his friends
He didn't need his friends
He lived with his mother and repeated himself
The world has forgotten
The world moved along
The crowd at his window went back to their homes"
...awww!
How will I die? - "Slide In" by Goldfrapp
Either he'll be playing baseball or...well, you know where my mind usually goes.