The Doctors Are In.

[weed_killers]

After being out of town for a few weeks due to unforeseen circumstances, Zetsu has returned to Ninja high.
They took the time to post (badly worded) hand written posters throughout the school, the posters say;

Attention Ninja High Students and staff;
Due to recent changes in the school regarding uniforms and class changes
every student has been

Comments

[fringeleft]

[after reading the poster Ukon has decided to come and say hi despite not knowing who Zetsu is or that the school even had a therapists.]

Yo. [knock knock~]

[weed_killers]

*Zetsu is behind you. Boo!*
Please, come in... Mr....?

[fringeleft]

[oh fuck what's wrong with its face]

...Ukon. You're Zetsu, right?

[weed_killers]

Sure are.
What screw've you got loose?

[fringeleft]

My screws, nuts and bolts are just fine.

Your stupid poster said you wanted to talk to students, right? [have a poster torn fresh from the wall. Ukon points at the words]

See?

1/2

[weed_killers]

...
...
*Zetsu turns away from you and starts talking to himself. After a minute he turns around.*

2/2

[weed_killers]

I believe we might have gotten off to a shaky start.
We're Zetsu, and you're Ukon.
So, do you have any concern's about the school?
Yeah, pretty boy. We wanted students to talk to us.
*Points at the words*

1/3

[fringeleft]

...[Staaaaare]

2/3

[fringeleft]

Is this weirdo talking to himself?

3/3

[fringeleft]

[He stops staring when he hears you compliment him.]

I do, I guess. Wanna hear them?

[weed_killers]

*points at the poster*

[fringeleft]

Tch

Did you know that we don't have a nurse?

[weed_killers]

No nurse?! My God man, what happens if someone needs a cootie shot?!
And why does that concern you, Ukon? Are you worried for your own saftey at school?

[fringeleft]

You asked, you pasty faced bastard!

I'm worried for the safety of others.

This girl I know, Karin? She fell and broke her leg and there was literally no one at school who could help. We even had to phone the ambulance ourselves. What the hell is that about?

[weed_killers]

She broke her leg? How did she do that?
That's a fairly big concern and a fairly good reason. You didn't strike me as the type, kid.

[fringeleft]

[Has decided to just act like he's talking to two people] That's not important.

...I like to keep it that way. And that's not the only concern I have, either. This place doesn't half suck sometimes.