Attention~~~

[weed_killers]

*The school PA system crackles briefly before an actual voice can be heard*

Hello. This is the school therapist speaking. I hope you are all having a nice d-
Get. On. With. It.
Of course. Could the following people please see me - today, if you're not too busy cutting budgets, cutting class or cutting yourself because you're now jobless.
*Zetsu clears

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[oldmankuzu]

*comes in and shuts the door*

...
What is this about?

[weed_killers]

Too old to be a son of a living mother.
Too not Pein enough to be Pein
Not ghostly enough for Itachi
Not a woman so it's not Anko...
Kakuzu, the accountant?

[oldmankuzu]

*quirks an eyebrow* Yes, that's me. And I don't need therapy. *is about to bolt out the door again*

[weed_killers]

*Zetsu's hand clicks the door shut*
Please, it's not about therapy. Just take a seat.

[oldmankuzu]

*great, door's locked. Goes back in and sits down*

*waits for you to say something*

[weed_killers]

How do you feel about the current state of the school, Kakuzu-san?

[oldmankuzu]

*looks up at you*

It could do with a new management.

[weed_killers]

Wonderful. I don't suppose you know anyone whom you think could do better?

[oldmankuzu]

*looks at you a little suspiciously*

Even if I did know someone, why must I tell you?

[weed_killers]

Because I'm curious and useful and the only one who seems to want to change things, rather than simply wanting them to change.
*shakes his head and opens the door for you*
Go home, take a bath, sleep on it, whatever, if you change your tune, you know where to find me.

[oldmankuzu]

*gets up and closes the door. No, he's not going anywhere just yet. He's interested in this.. change.. business*
There is no one I can think of right now... who would be able to handle things the way they are. But... change hmm? And may I ask how you intend to go about doing that?

[weed_killers]

You can ask.

[oldmankuzu]

*resists urge to roll eyes*

What do you have in mind? And how... can I be of help?

[weed_killers]

Oh just I don't know a little over-throwing of the schools unfit faculty? Namely the Dean herself~? Along with several... less conventional ways to raise back the lost school budget. So, still interested, or have I said too much and scared you away?

[oldmankuzu]

*a wry grin*

*crosses his arms across his chest and leans against the closed door*

Heh. I'm interested.

Less conventional ways hmm..? *has ideas but is not too sure about suggesting them openly...*

[weed_killers]

Blackmail, for one. But, save your ideas for now Kakuzu, for when things are better organized, wouldn't that be best?

//ooc; gotta go to bed D: work in the morning and its getting late.