Attention~~~

[weed_killers]

*The school PA system crackles briefly before an actual voice can be heard*

Hello. This is the school therapist speaking. I hope you are all having a nice d-
Get. On. With. It.
Of course. Could the following people please see me - today, if you're not too busy cutting budgets, cutting class or cutting yourself because you're now jobless.
*Zetsu clears

Comments

[tobi_goodboy]

*if you look towards the window, you will see tobi, sat on the window sill*

[weed_killers]

...Tobi, I presume?

[tobi_goodboy]

Yeah, who are you?

*IS IN MAD BROODING TOBI MODE TODAY >|*

[weed_killers]

*If it wasn't almost invisible thanks to the colour of his skin you would've seen Zetsu's black side's mouth twitch into a slight smile*
I'm Zetsu, and I'm the school therapist. I heard you got fired, but make no mistake, while I am here to help, I have no nterest in helping you on a mental front. However, if you need help with any, and all, forms of revenge, then I'd be proud to help you.

[tobi_goodboy]

*you can almost see his interest spark up when he hear the "revenge" word*
Oh, you can? Where you the one I saw outside earlier?

[weed_killers]

He saw us?
...Yes, it was us.
Wait, don't you want to know why we want to help?

[tobi_goodboy]

...*thinks for a moment*
Okay. Why would you want to help?

[weed_killers]

For the lulz
I think it would be interesting to watch the changes in people, that's all. Besides, budget cuts, drunk deans, staff suspensions... don't you think it would be, I don't know, alot better if we had a different principle? Maybe someonelikeyou?
*Moves away from the window*

Anyway, just something to think about, Tobi.

[tobi_goodboy]

...You watched me blow up a room, and you thought it was "interesting"?

..... *kind of likes this person o3o*

Me? Principal? *Pfft* I'd like to see that happen.

And she is a stupid old drunk, she needs to go.

[weed_killers]

You'd like to see it happen?

[tobi_goodboy]

She could have my old job

Haha, I can picture her now, scrubbing out the boys toilets, oh man that place is rank... hahahaha

[weed_killers]

*Smirks slightly with his back to you*
Well, either way, give it a little bit of thought. If you ever decide to become principle, or do anything of the sort, look me up.
As it stands, what were your plans for revenge?

[tobi_goodboy]

Hmm~ *is smirking*

I wonder how hard it is to get a restraining order banning someone from any building that serves alcohol...

[weed_killers]

For a man of your brilliance I assume much more difficult things than that would prove almost effortless.
Either way, I have more people to see - speaking with them on a similar vein - so I'm afraid I must cut this 'session' short.
Please don't forget what I said.

[tobi_goodboy]

Hmm~ Me? Brilliant? WHy yes, I am...~

*gives a small wave, is going to go back to brooding and plotting*