Inspired by iansmomesq's entry LMAO :D
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I set orlisheart's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole nixxie_'s purse (30 points). In February black_hound and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bana_chan (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5033 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
wee_mango