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Sep 27, 2004 16:13

well, well, well...long time no see...

Things have been pretty crappy recently what with being a hermit an all..
I have decided the saying "Theres no place like home"is definately one of my favs.
But seriously-people in London are SOO bloody rude!The bus inspectors curl their lips at the sight of you..Some of you may be thinking "oh..it cant be that bad..there must be some good things about the dudes..?"-Well no there bloody isnt...THEYRE ALL WANKERS..THE WHOLE DAM LOT O' THEM!!

On a better note, I have witnessed the first few visits taking place..
I had Rachel Lamb and Jenny for the day where we visited Covent Garden and sat on the terrace at night and ended up getting rather drunk on over priced london wine..sO that was nice.
Then had Ruth and Arnie over on Fri, where they escorted me onto the tube (after a lot of moaning) and ended up visiting Harrods for a big fat slab of the best rasperry chesscake in the world!MMMmm cheeesseecake.

Ruth is then coming again on fri to stay for a few nights..so ill finally be able to go for a night out..at bloody last!

my flatmates are rather scary too as they were talking about how your bogys are meant to go black in London or something like that-all in the hour of tea time too. Weirdos.
Jenny strangly mentioned something about it too the other day..which is rather scary.

Also another thing which pisses me off is that my tutor keeps calling me "Lori-Ann" when she calls the register!I sound like some bloody hillbilly..
Our current project is to design an outfit to wear on our night out on Wed. And it has to be "a structure that will accomodate the human form"..whatever the hell that means...
But it is strictly NOT a fashion project..so we have to make it using cardboard, string, plastic..UGLY things in other words.I ve decided to make mine from string and basically tie it to lots of joints and then connect them together so it will restrict my movement when i walk and dance like a crazy lizard. I was gonna put some round my neck but then i thought i may strangle myself..which is actually lokking quite a good idea just now.Good this night out is gonna be a disaster!Were gonna look like such prats parading down peckham at night in cardboard costumes..ah well ill just get drunk before..Thats always the best way..

Hoping to find a job here soon- theres the Old Vic theatre beside me and Ian Mckellen, and Kevin Spacey are doin plays there-in this tiny wee theatre!! O h that r3eminds me RUTH book the One Flew over the cuckoos nest asap!Or ill make you see..A COMEDY!dun dun duuunnn!Coz you wouldnt want that would you now??

A well the suns coming down and i can smell the repulsing stench of some librarian lurking so best be off and get back to the every day living nightmare that is my halls..

farewell old friends.,hope to see you ..someday!

P.S -Kindly leave your address and ill send you an abusive postcard of some shape or form.

If you would like to send fanmail please address it to-

Miss lori Flannigan
Manna Ash House
Flat 4E4
8-20 Pocock Street
london
SE1 OBW
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