The world is a fat jungle
Oh man..Ive no updated in a while..We got this lovely, new very very swanky computer so i feel i need to make full use of it's power..coz my old one was so crap!it was like the worlds worst computer..i think it was made in the stone age or something.
God,i am extra bored today.im trying to look for a new job for when i leave my current crappy job next month. But unforntunately im getting really pissed off at all these job websites.ABSOLUTE SHITE, unless youre like 40, and looking for a managerial position.Although i found this cool one where you can get jobs in "T in the park", bar staff at concerts, and even be on this new game show for channel 4..nice.Except most of them are in England..rrrr. Im trying to remember that advert on tv.know the ones like:"oi, lavvy heid your gettin it!", and the one with the schemes at the ice cream van, where the guy adds up all the prices in his head,showing he's in the wrong job. Only does anyone remember the actuall website??!
Oh wait...i just remembered
.. WWW.IHATEJOBHUNTING.COM....
Oh, also, more importantly..ive finally decided what im doing next year.With the help from a certain art teacher,Hannah, Ruth etc.I have been convinced that London is a lively,vibrant,amazing city, one which i would most enjoy. Ok, well i suppose i'll have to trust them on that one..
So, yes i have decided to become a "geezer" or a "toff" for a year.oh what joys!Also thinking about it-London is the place to be for theatre, music etc..and i'll be able to go to all the film premieres,not to mention brushing up on my obsessive "celeb stalking"..move over Avid Merrion!!Oh..and i'll be able to be in all the studio audiences!like..parky,disraction,BLUE PETER etc...oh i cannny wait!Then i'll be spotted by Derren Brown walking along the street and he'll teach me his amazing powers.Then i'll pop in and have the occasional tea with gid auld Tony, and Cherie..and i can sunbathe in Hyde Park.classy miss. Actually when i write all that i don't know why i wasn't keen on London in the first place! as my stepdad says it's probably because we all fear new things.This is very true, but i suppose it's also because i'll be so far away from home, and i won't have all my mad,weirdo friends to keep me smiling. Everyone has to come down though and visit me.And by then hopefully i'll be able to be a decent tour guide, and show you all the London killing spots etc...Hee Hee.
Ah weel.I'm finally going out this weekend,cause it's big Daggereyes b-day.
The weirdo wanted a three night celebration!But poor little me could not handle it just yet.Instead we're just going out Fri and Sat..But unfortunately we haven't got very far planning it.On Mon me,Ruth,and Hannah tried to make a plan of all the places we could go, but it's really hard cause auld daggereye is into the more mad cheesy music..like "9 till 5" etc. So well,our list consists of *GULP*:
Oz bar, Liquid rooms "Evol", Citrus "80's night", Bar Kohl, Mood, Belugsi's, Rush, Red, Kildares (coz it's Irish!), Bannermans,and my choice of the immense looking "Clever Dicks"!
Can anyone please think of any other weirdo places for a Friday night??
Irish bars would be greatly appreciated. But please, we're not going to "the Rev"..
Cheers dalings.
God,i am extra bored today.im trying to look for a new job for when i leave my current crappy job next month. But unforntunately im getting really pissed off at all these job websites.ABSOLUTE SHITE, unless youre like 40, and looking for a managerial position.Although i found this cool one where you can get jobs in "T in the park", bar staff at concerts, and even be on this new game show for channel 4..nice.Except most of them are in England..rrrr. Im trying to remember that advert on tv.know the ones like:"oi, lavvy heid your gettin it!", and the one with the schemes at the ice cream van, where the guy adds up all the prices in his head,showing he's in the wrong job. Only does anyone remember the actuall website??!
Oh wait...i just remembered
.. WWW.IHATEJOBHUNTING.COM....
Oh, also, more importantly..ive finally decided what im doing next year.With the help from a certain art teacher,Hannah, Ruth etc.I have been convinced that London is a lively,vibrant,amazing city, one which i would most enjoy. Ok, well i suppose i'll have to trust them on that one..
So, yes i have decided to become a "geezer" or a "toff" for a year.oh what joys!Also thinking about it-London is the place to be for theatre, music etc..and i'll be able to go to all the film premieres,not to mention brushing up on my obsessive "celeb stalking"..move over Avid Merrion!!Oh..and i'll be able to be in all the studio audiences!like..parky,disraction,BLUE PETER etc...oh i cannny wait!Then i'll be spotted by Derren Brown walking along the street and he'll teach me his amazing powers.Then i'll pop in and have the occasional tea with gid auld Tony, and Cherie..and i can sunbathe in Hyde Park.classy miss. Actually when i write all that i don't know why i wasn't keen on London in the first place! as my stepdad says it's probably because we all fear new things.This is very true, but i suppose it's also because i'll be so far away from home, and i won't have all my mad,weirdo friends to keep me smiling. Everyone has to come down though and visit me.And by then hopefully i'll be able to be a decent tour guide, and show you all the London killing spots etc...Hee Hee.
Ah weel.I'm finally going out this weekend,cause it's big Daggereyes b-day.
The weirdo wanted a three night celebration!But poor little me could not handle it just yet.Instead we're just going out Fri and Sat..But unfortunately we haven't got very far planning it.On Mon me,Ruth,and Hannah tried to make a plan of all the places we could go, but it's really hard cause auld daggereye is into the more mad cheesy music..like "9 till 5" etc. So well,our list consists of *GULP*:
Oz bar, Liquid rooms "Evol", Citrus "80's night", Bar Kohl, Mood, Belugsi's, Rush, Red, Kildares (coz it's Irish!), Bannermans,and my choice of the immense looking "Clever Dicks"!
Can anyone please think of any other weirdo places for a Friday night??
Irish bars would be greatly appreciated. But please, we're not going to "the Rev"..
Cheers dalings.