FLASH NEWS
just to inform all yall people out there, i have just concocted the greatest joke of ALL time
a gallous young character at my work, by the name of craig paterson (aka FAT PAT, u know the cunt i mean) is quite the character. he asks out girls left right and centre at our work (hes even asked out caitlin! the fanny) today he gave his number to jennifer on a piece of paper.she promptly rips it up and throws it in his face. acting quickly however, me and steven brannigan move to take this wank down a few pegs. we hastily write my number with jennifers name on a piece and get lynsey to give it to him. bing the gullible blob he is, he accepted it without question.
i am currently having THE funniest conversation of my life. he thinks hes getting fired into jennifer!!! my eventual plan will to be to get a 'date' set up, and you are ALL invited to come along and laugh your ass off at the leg-end(not legend) that is FAT PAT.
pat: hey i knew a would get ur number eventually hehehe here is mine you working tomoro tb craig xx
pat: A have just had a nice text convo tb xxx
me: thats just lavly. no i am not workin til wednesday like... gr8! soz about kb'in u b4, i dont usually go 4 the forward type. u workin wed? tb j xxx
pat: am workin tomoro but off wednesday well am pretty forward lol do you wanna do soothing tuesday tb xx
me: luv 2, but im busy wi ma friend audrey on tuesday. i dunno if im ready for nethin yet, only recently split up wi bf. im happy txtin tho. id rather keep this quiet also craig, im just not up 4 al the labelin that happins in work. zat kl? x
pat: of coarse it is and am happy texting to tb x
me: cheers luv. i knew ud understand :-). c ya l8r then.jm x
pat: cya later is that it like you off to bed or is that a hint tb
me: lol ya cheeky wee monkey! fraid its just 2 bed wi me, and nt wi u - nt yet neways lol :-P
pat: lol am laughing so hard right now man a love you sense of humour lol well if your off to bed then have nice dreams tb if your in the mood to chat x x x x x
LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is all im saying
a gallous young character at my work, by the name of craig paterson (aka FAT PAT, u know the cunt i mean) is quite the character. he asks out girls left right and centre at our work (hes even asked out caitlin! the fanny) today he gave his number to jennifer on a piece of paper.she promptly rips it up and throws it in his face. acting quickly however, me and steven brannigan move to take this wank down a few pegs. we hastily write my number with jennifers name on a piece and get lynsey to give it to him. bing the gullible blob he is, he accepted it without question.
i am currently having THE funniest conversation of my life. he thinks hes getting fired into jennifer!!! my eventual plan will to be to get a 'date' set up, and you are ALL invited to come along and laugh your ass off at the leg-end(not legend) that is FAT PAT.
pat: hey i knew a would get ur number eventually hehehe here is mine you working tomoro tb craig xx
pat: A have just had a nice text convo tb xxx
me: thats just lavly. no i am not workin til wednesday like... gr8! soz about kb'in u b4, i dont usually go 4 the forward type. u workin wed? tb j xxx
pat: am workin tomoro but off wednesday well am pretty forward lol do you wanna do soothing tuesday tb xx
me: luv 2, but im busy wi ma friend audrey on tuesday. i dunno if im ready for nethin yet, only recently split up wi bf. im happy txtin tho. id rather keep this quiet also craig, im just not up 4 al the labelin that happins in work. zat kl? x
pat: of coarse it is and am happy texting to tb x
me: cheers luv. i knew ud understand :-). c ya l8r then.jm x
pat: cya later is that it like you off to bed or is that a hint tb
me: lol ya cheeky wee monkey! fraid its just 2 bed wi me, and nt wi u - nt yet neways lol :-P
pat: lol am laughing so hard right now man a love you sense of humour lol well if your off to bed then have nice dreams tb if your in the mood to chat x x x x x
LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is all im saying