Chapter 1
[Anyone who happens to be wandering by the doghouse at 1667 Nelson Street might hear a small voice from inside said doghouse.]
Ach, crivens! Will ye no' look at this? Someone's gone an' given me a bath, lads!
....lads? Alright, youse scunners, nae time for playin' aroound. 'Tis a fair trick you've played, so come on, quit hidin' and 'fess up. Daft Wullie, I ken 'twas you. Come on oout now.
[The voice quiets as Rob realizes this is no joke.]
Lads? Daft Wullie? Big Yan? Awf'lly Wee Billy Bigchin? Is there no' any of ye here?
[[Rob will also be making the rounds of Mayfield as he tries to figure the place out, so feel free to hear a cry or two of "Crivens!" around the town.]]
Ach, crivens! Will ye no' look at this? Someone's gone an' given me a bath, lads!
....lads? Alright, youse scunners, nae time for playin' aroound. 'Tis a fair trick you've played, so come on, quit hidin' and 'fess up. Daft Wullie, I ken 'twas you. Come on oout now.
[The voice quiets as Rob realizes this is no joke.]
Lads? Daft Wullie? Big Yan? Awf'lly Wee Billy Bigchin? Is there no' any of ye here?
[[Rob will also be making the rounds of Mayfield as he tries to figure the place out, so feel free to hear a cry or two of "Crivens!" around the town.]]