Dead In a Year (Fuck You Magi)

[wedrinkbitter]

I quit smoking today

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[yourmom]

nicotine is crazy shit and yr hair is gettin real long

alzo, yr hachimaki(bandana) is upside down in case u cared to kno

[wedrinkbitter]

At least I didn't get it tattooed on me.

I should just get one that says "BAKA, BAKA, BAKA GAIJIN"

[yourmom]

i was gonna make a shirt that said 'puk gai gwei lo' in chinese which means 'drop down in th street n die, foreign ghost'

i figured th only ppl who would understand it would mostly be old ladies in chinatown n they would probably chase me out of th store.

[wedrinkbitter]

I swear I'm sending out a fucking check as soon as I pay my car insurance and rent and my fucking shrink, I swear. I haven't been able to pull it together since Amsterdam, it's just been one huge bill after another, and I blew my whole refund paying off a credit card. I'm off drugs and not buying CD's and mainly eating at home, so I should be able to have it in a few weeks. I'm so sorry I haven't been able to send it yet.

[yourmom]

only problem for u, is i'm leaving town right away n will be gone until mid august. i'll be in china, but i mean, if u send th cheque my roommate will be around and i need it made out to her anyways so whenever you get it out. i won't be able to send it out till about august 20th

this is all provided i make it thru chinese customs.

[wedrinkbitter]

Nah, there's no huge rush or nothing, obviously, but you're leaving town right now? Ah damn now I feel worse cuz I know you prolly needed that dizzough for the trip. I'll send the check as soon as I can cover it for sure, which hasn't been for more than two days over the past three months. Mebbe she can wire it to you or some such. When do you go? I swear I'll send it at the earliest time. It's okay if it gets here whenever it gets here.

[yourmom]

i don't need th money for th trip, i been livin low so as to have money. i'm more worried about expenses post trip. i'm leavin town next tuesday, but it's not a big rush. just th sooner my roommate gets it n it goes thru th sooner i send it out

[wedrinkbitter]

Fabulon, fabulon, it will definitely be there before August, I'll tell yeh that. I'm tempted to money order it so that you just have it and I don't have to worry about my balance and whether it will be good for the amount. At any rate. Enjoy your trip, I'm (inside) so fucking jealous that I didn't get to go that it hurts, it really does.

[wedrinkbitter]

BTW you made me proud of my jewfro by providing me with a stereotype I could get with

i kike yr hair

[yourmom]

i think it looks gud

Re: i kike yr hair

[wedrinkbitter]

Jennifer loves it, she wants me to grow a matching huge beard.

I realized for the first time in life I'm beginning to sprout payos, too.