Panic, attacks

Nov 01, 2005 07:53

Welcome, LJ_inertiacrept


to the greater DC area


?

known as "Eden, Center".

Welcome.




that's my toothbrush

As my houseguest, he had to endure my singing all of "Barry White's Greatest Hits, Vol. 1" as rendered to Reuben:

I wanna give you chicken and chocolate
becuz yr large and lovely and furry and cute, oh
I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
AIN'T NEVER EVER GONNA STOP



He also got to watch "Super Troopers", for the first time.





At the National Arboretum, possibly the most abandoned of all National monuments, all the way down New York Avenue past the stripper-hoe motels



completely mysterious and unoccupied buildings in a field next to the Arboretum

Word of advice:

On a Sunday evening, do not binge on the entirety of "The Office", Seasons One and Two plus the Special, outtakes, and video diaries.



In the morning, you will not want to go to work. You will want to curl up and die. You will wonder if you are anything like these people. You will wonder why you are not having an office romance. You will think that coming in dressed up for Halloween will be the equivalent of "Red Nose Day."

I asked them if I am the "Boss From Hell". No, they said, and go home and put on a costume.



"I VEEL THROW YOU TO TH GROUND AND PEE ON YOU YELLING HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT."

The Ren-Faire Teuton barmaid from Hell.





I suppose best of all was the six-to-eight-second hangtime after I asked a patient a question and they pondered whether they need to actually give me an answer.

I need to go get a job, I think. I'm terrified of committing to anything new, because, uh, the last one I made, sucked.

Though my brother just started his job and is making more money than there is anything to buy in Rochester, New York.

However, zoila informs me:

Otw, you are probably pretty fucked if you want to practice. you could always try drug company work but they are evil fucks and well, you don't seem like the 'coprorate' kind.

I give up! I give up. I give up.



UPDATE: I think I've just been offered work in China.
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