D'oh!

[kyanoswolf]

Clark was barely able to save Lana from being attacked by the manager of the convenience store next door to the Talon. He'd had to leave his new job monitoring the fermentation vats at the LuthorCorp Fertilizer Plant, super speed into town, subdue the krypto-villain and leave him for the sheriff while supposedly being on a bathroom break. He was relieved when he returned to his post and nothing untoward had happened during his prolonged yet unnoticed absence.

Unfortunately, Clark was unable to explain his head to foot covering of neon-pink Kwik-E Mart doughnut icing and rainbow sprinkles to Lex.