Aug 31, 2006 22:24
"I, Alexander Luthor take you Clark Kent to be my husband." Clark beamed at Lex as an incredible feeling of love washed over him, knowing this moment would be etched into his heart for all time.
Lex gracefully slid the ring onto Clark's finger.
Clark nervously gripped Lex's ring, careful not to accidentally mush it, as his were suddenly shaking.
Moving forward to put the ring on Lex's finger, he sneezed. The ring went flying. They both watched it arc high into the air, slowly flip end over end and land in Martha's cleavage.
"I'll get it!" Lionel shouted eagerly.