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[wedley]

Stewart was fairly easy. Lucas was the hard one to convince. He looked at me, one raised eyebrow transforming his forehead into a field of wrinkles, and said "Wes... don't get me wrong, you're a funny guy. But I don't see why you deserve your own show

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[holterya]

Okay, time to come clean... you're really Shaun Micallef, right? I had my suspicions, but the Pete Smith reference cinched it.

By the way, I have a book by him called "Smithereens", which is basically just a rip-off of the gig you've got going here. In fact, if you wrote like a hundred more entries and then travelled back in time (via some sort of vortex), you could totally publish a book and then return to the present and sue him.

Ah yes, it's all coming together.

[wedley]

Don't you just love it when age-old prophecies are brought to life?

[holterya]

I sure do, Phez... I suuuuuuure do.

[holterya]

Wait, I mean... Wes.

[holterya]

Or... do I?

[phedley]

Yeah, you do. I'm Phez, he's Wes.

[holterya]

Then... then who am I?

[phedley]

*sigh*