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Have no fear; Carpenter is starting tonight tomorrow night...
And I found a little lizzard, a gecko, perhaps, in my bedroom. Almost stepped on it because it looked like a leaf...F***er made me fall down. But I saved its ass and took it outside.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."