Happy Not-So-New Year!

[webstunner]

I think this might be shaping up to be a weird year. Still, Christmas went well! How were your holidays, everybody?

[ locked to Spiders ]

So I have a question about clones and I figure Spiders are the best people to ask. So, guys and girls, can any of you tell me if there's a way to tell the difference between a clone and an alternate?

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[memorysurvives]

I hear that. Hopefully better than last though, you know? That's the plan I've got, anyway. My holidays were kind of boring. I played the recluse for a little while. Got dragged out on New Year's by a friend from class but not much else.

[webstunner]

Better than last year. Always a good plan. I mean that in the least cynical way possible, I swear.

I spent most of my holiday dragging out recluses and playing babysitter. Pity me. :'(

[memorysurvives]

...Anything's gotta be better than my last year, honestly. It's okay to be cynical. I won't get mad or anything. Just smack me upside the head if I get too depressing. That happens sometimes which is maybe why I've been avoiding people.

I pity you with all of my teeny heart.

[webstunner]

Everyone has moments like that. Mostly because... like, I have this secret theory the Nexus likes to grab people with messed up lives. Or make them messed up, if they're not already. It's like a magnet. Of... angst. Clearly, the theory needs work.

What I'm saying is, I won't smack you upside the head unless you really need it. Or you ask me nicely.

Aww, thanks.

[memorysurvives]

...That's probably accurate, actually. On both counts. I put a lot of blame on Flowerclock. The other bit I tend to blame on wacky woo woo mutant stuff.

Good. So long as you do it when I need it. I try to avoid awkwarding things up by being a depressing jerkface.

Anytime, miss May.

[webstunner]

Awwww, but I like jerkfaces.

...okay, quick, pretend I am someone who doesn't think foot is delicious.

[memorysurvives]

Which is clearly why you like me.

Haha. It's cute. I like it when I'm not the only one saying stupid stuff.

[webstunner]

Clearly.

Hmph. Okay, I'm making it my mission to make you say more stupid stuff than me.

Starting after I stop saying things like that.

[memorysurvives]

Hahaha.

You're cute, May.

[webstunner]

Oh, no. Flattery. My one and only weakness.

...you're not so bad yourself.

[memorysurvives]

Man, you better not let that get out. You'll bring all the villains to the yard.

Hahaha. Horrible, filthy lies, madame.

[webstunner]

Oh, jeez, don't even joke about that.

Yep, I'm a filthy liar, that's me. You never know, I just might lie again. I'm like one of those compulsives, except I only lie about cute guys.