Hehe, stolen from girlfriend
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I set quarterwolf's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I put gum in annephoenix's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I helped bellahdance hide a body (-173 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-240 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
webslinger_uk