Overheard in New York :DD
So, in my Canada/America RP Matthew is visiting Alfred in New York right now, which means all kinds of adorable ensues. As a tribute, I thought I'd post some of my favorite Overheard in New York quotes.
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Soccer fan #1, disturbed by screaming children while watching World Cup: Where the hell did all these kids come from?
Soccer fan #2, still watching screen: My guess is various wombs.
-Sports Bar, Red Hook
Woman on cell: Let's go see the one about the transsexual violinists. (pause, yelling louder) Violinists! The transsexual violin players. Violin! (pause) You didn't say "violin"? Just transsexuals? (pause) Did you say "violence"? (pause) No? (pause) I'm not hungover!
-J Train
Conductor: I know you all are in a hurry, and you are all very important, but we need to close the train doors or we ain't goin' nowhere.
Woman: I can't get in! Move in, people!
Conductor: Giiiiirl, let me tell you right now, no way in hell you're gonna fit. Step off and back it up, sistah. The train's moving.
-1 Train
LOLWHAT.
Husband in theater: Water? I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Wife, looking around, embarrassed: Go on, honey. Have another beer.
-Shakespeare in the Park, Delacourte Theatre
Hipster girl screaming on cell: I want you to want me to want to touch you!
-Columbus Circle
... And my personal favorite, because just, lolwhatisthis. Pfft this reminded me of Alfred. Only I don't think he'd be that...vehement.
Patriot: Happy motherfucking America Day, everyone!
20-something: It's called the 4th of July, dumbass.
Patriot: You shut your goddamn liberal commie bitch ass mouth, you fuckin' terrorist!
-Brooklyn Heights
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Soccer fan #1, disturbed by screaming children while watching World Cup: Where the hell did all these kids come from?
Soccer fan #2, still watching screen: My guess is various wombs.
-Sports Bar, Red Hook
Woman on cell: Let's go see the one about the transsexual violinists. (pause, yelling louder) Violinists! The transsexual violin players. Violin! (pause) You didn't say "violin"? Just transsexuals? (pause) Did you say "violence"? (pause) No? (pause) I'm not hungover!
-J Train
Conductor: I know you all are in a hurry, and you are all very important, but we need to close the train doors or we ain't goin' nowhere.
Woman: I can't get in! Move in, people!
Conductor: Giiiiirl, let me tell you right now, no way in hell you're gonna fit. Step off and back it up, sistah. The train's moving.
-1 Train
LOLWHAT.
Husband in theater: Water? I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Wife, looking around, embarrassed: Go on, honey. Have another beer.
-Shakespeare in the Park, Delacourte Theatre
Hipster girl screaming on cell: I want you to want me to want to touch you!
-Columbus Circle
... And my personal favorite, because just, lolwhatisthis. Pfft this reminded me of Alfred. Only I don't think he'd be that...vehement.
Patriot: Happy motherfucking America Day, everyone!
20-something: It's called the 4th of July, dumbass.
Patriot: You shut your goddamn liberal commie bitch ass mouth, you fuckin' terrorist!
-Brooklyn Heights