EDIT:
April Fools!I cannot believe this shit.
I've worked my ass off. I've been there 60+ hours for the last two weeks in a row.
So what happens when I go into my review-conference today?
I was told to wait there a few. Then the HR flunkie arrives, hands me a bunch of papers to sign, collects my door-card, and escorts me back to my desk to collect my personal belongings.
I've never been fired in my life.
I'll post more later when I'm not furious.