Dear Diary,
Please explain to the world that not only is it impolite to stare at someone's laptop just over their should, but it's also rude to make indirect comments alluding over compensating for the size of a the owner's ....male equipment, due to the size of the laptop screen itself.
Also please explain to them that IF they are to be so bold as to make such comments less than two feet away that they should not be insulted when said owner of laptop offers to disprove said comments alluded to nor should they make a scene as if they never said anything.
Also please explain to them that IF they are to be so bold as to make such comments less than two feet away that they should not be insulted when said owner of laptop offers to disprove said comments alluded to nor should they make a scene as if they never said anything.