I AM SO FUCKING COOL!
i got a free bag of popcorn outta the vending machine...
it was stuck, the corner wedged in between two parts of the machine... and this was the ones with the guard so you can't reach up and grab anything... first, i bought the snickers bar i had originally wanted, hoping it would knock the bag free... no dice... but the opposite corner of the bag was hanging just low enough to slip between the two pieces of the guard... so i reached in with my skinny little forearms and reached my small hands into the space between the pieces... i grabbed the corner with two fingers and pulled it to the side, dislodging the bag from it's moorings in the snack machine... so... i had a bag of wise buttered popcorn for breakfast... the snickers will be my elevensies...
the levels to which i will go for food amaze me sometimes... especially when on the brink of bleeding... all that weight i've lost (yeah, the whopping 7 lbs) is going to slap itself right back on if i keep this up...
three and a half hours to write just as many pages...
bloody hell...
it was stuck, the corner wedged in between two parts of the machine... and this was the ones with the guard so you can't reach up and grab anything... first, i bought the snickers bar i had originally wanted, hoping it would knock the bag free... no dice... but the opposite corner of the bag was hanging just low enough to slip between the two pieces of the guard... so i reached in with my skinny little forearms and reached my small hands into the space between the pieces... i grabbed the corner with two fingers and pulled it to the side, dislodging the bag from it's moorings in the snack machine... so... i had a bag of wise buttered popcorn for breakfast... the snickers will be my elevensies...
the levels to which i will go for food amaze me sometimes... especially when on the brink of bleeding... all that weight i've lost (yeah, the whopping 7 lbs) is going to slap itself right back on if i keep this up...
three and a half hours to write just as many pages...
bloody hell...