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Well..this is my first time "cybering." I think I'm a natural. I wanted to record it so I forever remember how hot i am online. It drags on a bit just because he wanted me ohhh sooo bad. What can i say? I'm a real charmer.
hottguy4mn54: hey hottie!
starlight 660: heeeyyy
hottguy4mn54: you horny?
starlight 660: very. how about you?
hottguy4mn54: me too
hottguy4mn54: whats your asl
starlight 660: 20 F MN
hottguy4mn54: race?
starlight 660: white
hottguy4mn54: almost 20/m/ ca
hottguy4mn54: single/virgin?
starlight 660: yes/no
hottguy4mn54: you cyber?
hottguy4mn54: hey do you cyber?
starlight 660: nah
hottguy4mn54: how come? i thought you were horny
starlight 660: i was, but then i talked to you
hottguy4mn54: dont be like that
hottguy4mn54: i'm so hard for you
starlight 660: oh you are?
hottguy4mn54: yes sexy
hottguy4mn54: i want you bad
starlight 660: im not sure i believe you
hottguy4mn54: i'll prove it to you
hottguy4mn54: i'm getting hard thinking about you
starlight 660: psssh you call THAT hard?
hottguy4mn54: can still get harder
starlight 660: *examines* doesnt look that big...
hottguy4mn54: big enough to widen your tight pussy
starlight 660: what if my pussy is really loose.
hottguy4mn54: i'll still stretch it out
starlight 660: what now!
starlight 660: ah
hottguy4mn54: what are you wearing
starlight 660: this flannel shirt and sweatpants...a little dirty and full of holes...stole the outfit from this hobo on the street
hottguy4mn54: why don't you be serious
starlight 660: why are you so horny!
hottguy4mn54: because im talking to you
starlight 660: what if im really fat. are you still horny?
hottguy4mn54: it's unlikely
hottguy4mn54: what are you really wearing
starlight 660: *looks down* sweatshirt. and jeans. mismatched socks.
starlight 660: i thought the hobo outfit was more creative and interesting
hottguy4mn54: under?
starlight 660: awww man. that takes a lot of effort to look. you know, its whatever i grabbed out of my drawer today
hottguy4mn54: bra and thong
starlight 660: bra. but thong? psh. who wants something sticking up their ass? honestly.
hottguy4mn54: panties?
starlight 660: yeah. you know. ive always liked the word panties..it sounds very cute.
hottguy4mn54: so you want to cyber?
starlight 660: how bad do you want me?
hottguy4mn54: verrrrrry bad
starlight 660: you couldnt find someone else? or am i the woman of your dreams?
hottguy4mn54: you're the best
starlight 660: aww well isn't that sweet. well i know we just met and all but...will you marry me?
hottguy4mn54: i know you aren't serious so i'm no going to answer but let's cyber
starlight 660: okay. hold on. let me prepare myself. dont leave me now.
hottguy4mn54: what do you need to do?
starlight 660: stuff ;-)
hottguy4mn54: like?
hottguy4mn54: what must you do
starlight 660: i have returned
starlight 660: did you miss me
starlight 660: FINE. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY.
hottguy4mn54: yes i missed you
hottguy4mn54: you were gone a long time
hottguy4mn54: what were you doing
starlight 660: if you had to picture me doing something really sexy, what would i be doing?
hottguy4mn54: fucking someone
starlight 660: well thats very close..do you wanna know what i was doing?
hottguy4mn54: yes
starlight 660: well....i...walked out of my dorm room...
starlight 660: out of my building..
starlight 660: and to the laundry room..
starlight 660: and put my clothes into the dryer
starlight 660: and came back here.
starlight 660: hot huh?
hottguy4mn54: oh yeah
starlight 660: damn straight
hottguy4mn54: so let's cyber
starlight 660: sorry..i don't do sex before marriage. :-\. maybe if you said yes to my marriage proposal..then we could do the dirty.
hottguy4mn54: but you said no to being virgin
starlight 660: oh that was the naughty, bad side of me. she calls herself carmen. i have different people inside of me. my psychiatrist said i have to keep these voices under control.
hottguy4mn54: let's cyber
starlight 660: you're a determined one, arent you?
starlight 660: do i make you hot?
hottguy4mn54: yes i'm sweating over you
starlight 660: i want a pic of this studly man i'm talking to.
hottguy4mn54: when are we gonna cyber
starlight 660: maybe when you grow a few more brain cells
hottguy4mn54: i already have tons
hottguy4mn54: let's cyber
starlight 660: i want a pic!
hottguy4mn54: dont have one
starlight 660: am i the only girl online?
starlight 660: I'm sorry i signed off...i know that i was greatly missed once again
hottguy4mn54: yes you were
starlight 660: have you found any other girls to cyber with yet?
starlight 660: hey hott guy! you're talking a little too slow. makes me think you're cheating on me
starlight 660: you know what, it's over between us! goodbye~!
hottguy4mn54: are you gonna cyber
hottguy4mn54: i'm just waiting for you to start
starlight 660: alright...let's take a look at this situation. let's examine it really well. do you think i'm going to cyber?
hottguy4mn54: yes
starlight 660: now what, pray tell, gives you that idea?
starlight 660: was it the laundry...was it the hobo clothes...what?
hottguy4mn54: you walking back here naked to me
starlight 660: that might have been a little cold. now, what would you think if i had told you that no, i wasnt going to cyber. tell me your thoughts on that one.
hottguy4mn54: you are
starlight 660: oh so, me telling you that i wasn't going to cyber...actually means..yes..yes of course i am
starlight 660: is that what you're telling me?
starlight 660: well man if thats not what you're telling me, i might have to leave now
starlight 660: goodbye!
hottguy4mn54: cyber with me
starlight 660: you know...im thinking of cybering with you just out of pity. just because you'll probably never get any. *shakes head sadly*
hottguy4mn54: so you'll do it?
starlight 660: now love, i said i was thinking about it. lets not jump to rash decisions.
hottguy4mn54: okay
starlight 660: hows this for a scene:
the zoo, me, you, and a cage full of horny gorillas, eh? eh?
hottguy4mn54: let's do it in your bedroom
starlight 660: JESUS CHRIST. i finally agree to cyber, and you're gonna be fucking picky? do you want to make my dreams come true? if so i want to do it in the zoo with some dirty gorillas! make it happen!
hottguy4mn54: fine let's do it there
starlight 660: alright...first...some foreplay...i wanna see you finger those gorillas. it turns me on. alot. play with those gorillas baby.
hottguy4mn54: i want to finger you
starlight 660: fucking hell, you don't get to finger me until you finger the gorillas
starlight 660: you know, i think you're a little slow for me. i'm just not feeling the mood. especially when you refuse to finger the gorillas. i'm going to have to go masturbate while thinking of napoleon dynamite. theres a picture of him on my wall. what a stud. i bet he knows how to please a woman. you just don't have what it takes to cyber, i'm sorry.
starlight 660: goodbye
hottguy4mn54: do it with me hottie
starlight 660: nah you're not man enough
starlight 660: i sent my friend claire to cyber with you. but you denied her. i think you're gay.
starlight 660: bye homo!!
hottguy4mn54: hey hottie!
starlight 660: heeeyyy
hottguy4mn54: you horny?
starlight 660: very. how about you?
hottguy4mn54: me too
hottguy4mn54: whats your asl
starlight 660: 20 F MN
hottguy4mn54: race?
starlight 660: white
hottguy4mn54: almost 20/m/ ca
hottguy4mn54: single/virgin?
starlight 660: yes/no
hottguy4mn54: you cyber?
hottguy4mn54: hey do you cyber?
starlight 660: nah
hottguy4mn54: how come? i thought you were horny
starlight 660: i was, but then i talked to you
hottguy4mn54: dont be like that
hottguy4mn54: i'm so hard for you
starlight 660: oh you are?
hottguy4mn54: yes sexy
hottguy4mn54: i want you bad
starlight 660: im not sure i believe you
hottguy4mn54: i'll prove it to you
hottguy4mn54: i'm getting hard thinking about you
starlight 660: psssh you call THAT hard?
hottguy4mn54: can still get harder
starlight 660: *examines* doesnt look that big...
hottguy4mn54: big enough to widen your tight pussy
starlight 660: what if my pussy is really loose.
hottguy4mn54: i'll still stretch it out
starlight 660: what now!
starlight 660: ah
hottguy4mn54: what are you wearing
starlight 660: this flannel shirt and sweatpants...a little dirty and full of holes...stole the outfit from this hobo on the street
hottguy4mn54: why don't you be serious
starlight 660: why are you so horny!
hottguy4mn54: because im talking to you
starlight 660: what if im really fat. are you still horny?
hottguy4mn54: it's unlikely
hottguy4mn54: what are you really wearing
starlight 660: *looks down* sweatshirt. and jeans. mismatched socks.
starlight 660: i thought the hobo outfit was more creative and interesting
hottguy4mn54: under?
starlight 660: awww man. that takes a lot of effort to look. you know, its whatever i grabbed out of my drawer today
hottguy4mn54: bra and thong
starlight 660: bra. but thong? psh. who wants something sticking up their ass? honestly.
hottguy4mn54: panties?
starlight 660: yeah. you know. ive always liked the word panties..it sounds very cute.
hottguy4mn54: so you want to cyber?
starlight 660: how bad do you want me?
hottguy4mn54: verrrrrry bad
starlight 660: you couldnt find someone else? or am i the woman of your dreams?
hottguy4mn54: you're the best
starlight 660: aww well isn't that sweet. well i know we just met and all but...will you marry me?
hottguy4mn54: i know you aren't serious so i'm no going to answer but let's cyber
starlight 660: okay. hold on. let me prepare myself. dont leave me now.
hottguy4mn54: what do you need to do?
starlight 660: stuff ;-)
hottguy4mn54: like?
hottguy4mn54: what must you do
starlight 660: i have returned
starlight 660: did you miss me
starlight 660: FINE. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY.
hottguy4mn54: yes i missed you
hottguy4mn54: you were gone a long time
hottguy4mn54: what were you doing
starlight 660: if you had to picture me doing something really sexy, what would i be doing?
hottguy4mn54: fucking someone
starlight 660: well thats very close..do you wanna know what i was doing?
hottguy4mn54: yes
starlight 660: well....i...walked out of my dorm room...
starlight 660: out of my building..
starlight 660: and to the laundry room..
starlight 660: and put my clothes into the dryer
starlight 660: and came back here.
starlight 660: hot huh?
hottguy4mn54: oh yeah
starlight 660: damn straight
hottguy4mn54: so let's cyber
starlight 660: sorry..i don't do sex before marriage. :-\. maybe if you said yes to my marriage proposal..then we could do the dirty.
hottguy4mn54: but you said no to being virgin
starlight 660: oh that was the naughty, bad side of me. she calls herself carmen. i have different people inside of me. my psychiatrist said i have to keep these voices under control.
hottguy4mn54: let's cyber
starlight 660: you're a determined one, arent you?
starlight 660: do i make you hot?
hottguy4mn54: yes i'm sweating over you
starlight 660: i want a pic of this studly man i'm talking to.
hottguy4mn54: when are we gonna cyber
starlight 660: maybe when you grow a few more brain cells
hottguy4mn54: i already have tons
hottguy4mn54: let's cyber
starlight 660: i want a pic!
hottguy4mn54: dont have one
starlight 660: am i the only girl online?
starlight 660: I'm sorry i signed off...i know that i was greatly missed once again
hottguy4mn54: yes you were
starlight 660: have you found any other girls to cyber with yet?
starlight 660: hey hott guy! you're talking a little too slow. makes me think you're cheating on me
starlight 660: you know what, it's over between us! goodbye~!
hottguy4mn54: are you gonna cyber
hottguy4mn54: i'm just waiting for you to start
starlight 660: alright...let's take a look at this situation. let's examine it really well. do you think i'm going to cyber?
hottguy4mn54: yes
starlight 660: now what, pray tell, gives you that idea?
starlight 660: was it the laundry...was it the hobo clothes...what?
hottguy4mn54: you walking back here naked to me
starlight 660: that might have been a little cold. now, what would you think if i had told you that no, i wasnt going to cyber. tell me your thoughts on that one.
hottguy4mn54: you are
starlight 660: oh so, me telling you that i wasn't going to cyber...actually means..yes..yes of course i am
starlight 660: is that what you're telling me?
starlight 660: well man if thats not what you're telling me, i might have to leave now
starlight 660: goodbye!
hottguy4mn54: cyber with me
starlight 660: you know...im thinking of cybering with you just out of pity. just because you'll probably never get any. *shakes head sadly*
hottguy4mn54: so you'll do it?
starlight 660: now love, i said i was thinking about it. lets not jump to rash decisions.
hottguy4mn54: okay
starlight 660: hows this for a scene:
the zoo, me, you, and a cage full of horny gorillas, eh? eh?
hottguy4mn54: let's do it in your bedroom
starlight 660: JESUS CHRIST. i finally agree to cyber, and you're gonna be fucking picky? do you want to make my dreams come true? if so i want to do it in the zoo with some dirty gorillas! make it happen!
hottguy4mn54: fine let's do it there
starlight 660: alright...first...some foreplay...i wanna see you finger those gorillas. it turns me on. alot. play with those gorillas baby.
hottguy4mn54: i want to finger you
starlight 660: fucking hell, you don't get to finger me until you finger the gorillas
starlight 660: you know, i think you're a little slow for me. i'm just not feeling the mood. especially when you refuse to finger the gorillas. i'm going to have to go masturbate while thinking of napoleon dynamite. theres a picture of him on my wall. what a stud. i bet he knows how to please a woman. you just don't have what it takes to cyber, i'm sorry.
starlight 660: goodbye
hottguy4mn54: do it with me hottie
starlight 660: nah you're not man enough
starlight 660: i sent my friend claire to cyber with you. but you denied her. i think you're gay.
starlight 660: bye homo!!