üks // 01

[webfreedomftw]

A: 946 Beulah Street

[Hey, parents. One of your kids isn't what he used to be. This is probably best seen by the way he's creeping around the house with the lamp he unplugged from the nightstand in the room he woke up in, assuming this a dream or a prank, but ready with a blunt object and a fairly good swing should the place turn hostile.]

B:

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B

[muskatli]

Oh, Estonia, dear.

You're not really dreaming...

[webfreedomftw]

... Hungary? It's not that I don't believe you, of course, it's just that... Never mind. If I'm not dreaming, where are we?

[muskatli]

[It's never pleasant when she has to do this, but at least she's nice...] We're somewhere in America's house. It's called Mayfield, and we can't leave. It might not be the same year for you, though.

[webfreedomftw]

An unexpected overseas visit and potential time travel... Sounds like fun.

[muskatli]

Especially the time travel! I seem to be the only one from the right year.

[webfreedomftw]

Huh. And what's the right year here?

[He's elaborating on options one and two, mentally. It wouldn't be that weird to dream about Hungary, or inconceivable that she could be employed in an elaborate prank, likely courtesy of Finland.]

[muskatli]

Oh, it's 1956, isn't it? In any case, that's what everyone else in Mayfield believes, especially the natives. You should be wary of those.

[webfreedomftw]

It was 2011 when I went to bed. But the natives - those would be the ones who don't see anything wrong with this situation?

[muskatli]

I don't think I'm at liberty to say more, especially over the phone...

[webfreedomftw]

Very well. Is there somewhere we can meet?

[muskatli]

[If he comes over, he might chance upon Prussia. In a dress. And Hungary needs to keep up appearances.]

Of course. Where do you live?

[webfreedomftw]

Err... I have no idea? Let me go see if I can find mail.

[muskatli]

Check right outside the door! I hope we're neighbors...

[webfreedomftw]

Right. [There's a noise as he puts the phone down, then a bit of silence before he comes back.]

You don't happen to be on Beulah Street, do you?

[muskatli]

Is that where you are? That's a street away from where England lives.

Ah, I'm on Stone st, unfortunately...

[webfreedomftw]

England's here as well? How big is this place?