[два ; two] [accidental video ; russian and english]

[webelarusians]

 [Why hello there, accidental video. Belarus has been prowling the streets with her knife, and in all her walking, it seems the communicator got turned on accidentally. All that can be seen in the video is the inside of her coat pocket, but it is bouncing along and you can hear the wind and crunching of wet snow and in general outdoorsy things.

Comments

1/5

[cccpfuckyeah]

[Oh god that voice no way]

2/5

[cccpfuckyeah]

[That's... oh god.]

S-Sister?

3/5 [audio, btw]

[cccpfuckyeah]

Sister, I didn't know you were still here! I thought you left a while ago, someone told me you left and-

4/5

[cccpfuckyeah]

But you're.. here. You're definitely here, aren't you.

[THE SOUND OF STUFF BEING SHOVED IN FRONT OF A DOOR.]

5/5

[cccpfuckyeah]

You... don't have to tell everyone that, sister.

yeah how about i just tell when i'm done

[webelarusians]

[webelarusians]

[webelarusians]

Brother!

[webelarusians]

Oh brother, it's been so long, we need to get married, I missed you, we must buy vodka, I need to make a dress, invite people, brother! Married married married!

[webelarusians]

I knew disgusting scientists could never keep us apart, nothing can, brother let's get married, brother let's get married, brother let's get married, brother let's get married, brother let's get married, brother let's get married!

[cccpfuckyeah]

[Must not cry. Must not cry.]

Now, sister.. we cannot be.. too... hasty.. getting married in a place like this is.. well.. it's not a good place to get married.

There was another comment saying i was done, but LJ must have eaten it, oops. :|

[webelarusians]

If brothere is there, any place is good!

ack there it is what even

[cccpfuckyeah]

[...]

Of course, sister. Of course.

[TOPIC CHANGE]

Have you been here for long?

LJ i don't understand youuuuuuuu also i can spell orz

[webelarusians]

It's been long without you, brother. But now we can be together forever!

[cccpfuckyeah]

[Okay switching to text because yeah, it's easier to lie to family when you're not looking at them.]

I live in Marshall. You can find me there. America knows where I live, but I made him promise not to tell anyone. He will lie, because he is a capitalist, and that is what they do. Lie and always promote better tomorrows.

He owns building, or so he says.

[Meaning: I'm just going to turn everyone against America because I'm bored and crazy and evil.]

[webelarusians]

Brother! I will move to Marshall to your apartment! We must be together!