OK It's official, I'm a sick twisted biotch
Cathy called me a few minutes ago, bawling her eyes out. She had accidentally almost killed her cat! She was loading the dryer, didn't know he jumped in while she had her back turned, and turned it on. She got some tea, sat down to watch TV, then realized she hadn't put any shoes in the dryer, and went to see what was up. Her beautiful gray cat was freaked the fuck out, panting, ears flat, eyes big, wanting held tight!
What comforting words did I have to offer my sister? These: AAAAHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I cracked the hell up! What's wrong with me????
Can you imagine what went thru the cat's mind? "Hey! WTF? Don't shut that....at...ut...ope....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have no explanation. It's a beautiful cat, and I'm so glad it's ok...but GAWD that slayed me!!!!
What comforting words did I have to offer my sister? These: AAAAHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I cracked the hell up! What's wrong with me????
Can you imagine what went thru the cat's mind? "Hey! WTF? Don't shut that....at...ut...ope....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have no explanation. It's a beautiful cat, and I'm so glad it's ok...but GAWD that slayed me!!!!