...that I did graduate, as proven by the degree I received in the mail. The thing is lying around on my dresser rather unceremoniously because I am too poor to afford the $70 to get it framed.
I photoshopped out my name. I think the font is Times New Roman or something along those lines, if you want to save yourself the time and expense of going to college.
Anyhoo,
I got both the PNC and AFLAC jobs, and ended up opting for AFLAC. Harder work and commission only, but it's also non-dead-end, better experience and more flexible. Provided I am not atrocious at it, it should pay alright too. If I want to go back to school, I can. If I wait a bit I might have some income in the form of back-commissions to live off of, which would allow me to either work part time or not-at-all while attending class.
I get kicked out of my Falk job at the end of this month. As license processing for my new job takes a while, I've been forced to seek temp work. I have an interview tomorrow, which will hopefully secure me something for the next month or two. If not, I'll have to keep looking. The worst case scenario is me taking a job in "food services", but on the upside that job might be at taco bell.
With the test studying out of the way, maybe I can start work on the social life...